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7 Corporate Ads Based On 'Yeezus' Lyrics
Kanye has to express himself artistically, but he also needs to get paid.
by Pat O'Brien, Dan Abramson
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Links! Letterman Loves Drums, The SS Kid Rock Exists and More
Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, nevermind. It's just a bunch of funny links.
by FOD Link Dump
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A Father's Day Poem by Liv Tyler
Liv Tyler is an actress and the daughter of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. She wrote a poem about fathers.
by Pat O'Brien
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Article Steven Spielberg Bums Out Film Students
Added Steven Spielberg Bums Out Film Students
by Chafed News
While speaking to students at the University of Southern California (USC), famed movie director Steven Spielberg predicted the “implosion” of the film industry.
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Rating: 67% Funny
Article Zimmerman Attorney on Jury Selection: “...
Added Zimmerman Attorney on Jury Selection: “Harder than Expected to Find Really Ignorant People”
by Chafed News
As the jury selection for the second-degree murder trial of George Zimmerman crawls along, attorneys on both sides look to quicken the pace and finalize the six jurors, plus four alternates, who wi...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Feds End Fight to Keep Age Restrictions...
Added Feds End Fight to Keep Age Restrictions on Plan B Sales, Teenage Sluts Rejoice
by Chafed News
The Obama administration announced it would not pursue an appeal against a federal judge’s ruling which will allow for the Plan B One-Step pill (AKA the morning after pill) to be sold over the coun...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Man Struck by Lightning After Calling t...
Added Man Struck by Lightning After Calling the Virgin Mary a Cunt
by Chafed News
A man in Peru was reportedly stuck by lighting just moments after allegedly calling the Virgin Mary, “a cunt.”
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Syrian Army and Rebel Forces Engage in ...
Added Syrian Army and Rebel Forces Engage in Temporary Ceasefire to Watch Tony Awards
by Chafed News
In a rare moment of peace in Syria, both rebel and Syrian government forces agreed to temporarily halt fighting to watch the 2013 Tony Awards.
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Zagat Names Costco Best Restaurant in A...
Added Zagat Names Costco Best Restaurant in America
by Chafed News
Zagat, the world’s leading restaurant and fine dining rating agency has released its annual rankings of America’s Top Restaurants for 2013, and for first time, the top honor for the best restaurant...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Study Confirms Children Disgusting
Added Study Confirms Children Disgusting
by Chafed News
A study conducted by University of Ohio at Mattsbury finds that children, regardless of how cute their parents think they are, are almost always disgusting.
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article CDC Issues Warning After Fourth Man Die...
Added CDC Issues Warning After Fourth Man Dies From ‘Extreme Doodling’
by Chafed News
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning against ‘extreme doodling‘ after a Spokane area man died earlier this week, making it the fourth death linked to ‘extreme doodling’ this year
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Christian Right Condemns Heimlich Maneu...
Added Christian Right Condemns Heimlich Maneuver as “Faggy”
by Chafed News
The Conservative Right-Wing Christian Association for a Unified America (CRWCAUA), considered one of the largest right-wing Christian conservative organizations in the United States, sent a letter ...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Baseball Player Falls Asleep During Gam...
Added Baseball Player Falls Asleep During Game, Boredom to Blame
by Chafed News
Hugo Sandoval, center fielder for the Miami Marlins, fell asleep in the middle last night’s game at Marlin Park while the game was in play.
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Blockbuster to Release Original Program...
Added Blockbuster to Release Original Programming
by Jonny Levin
After a decade of declining results, Blockbuster will release original content, available for rent exclusively from Blockbuster video stores.
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Rating: 97% Funny
Article City Elects Openly Retarded Woman to Of...
Added City Elects Openly Retarded Woman to Office
by Chafed News
It was a contentious race from the beginning but after all the votes have been counted, Marcy Killinger, the first openly retarded woman to run for city council, has been declared the winner...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Unemployed Man Abandons Unsuccessful Yo...
Added Unemployed Man Abandons Unsuccessful YouTube Channel to Concentrate on Blogging, Wife Furious
by Chafed News
Man Abandons Unsuccessful YouTube Channel to Concentrate on Blogging, Wife Furious
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Child Slapped at Memorial Day BBQ Had i...
Added Child Slapped at Memorial Day BBQ Had it Coming
by Chafed News
Child Slapped at Memorial Day BBQ Had it Coming
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article PR Firm Urges Michael Douglas to Shut t...
Added PR Firm Urges Michael Douglas to Shut the Fuck Up
by Chafed News
PR Firm Urges Michael Douglas to Shut the Fuck Up
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article As Nation Reels, Congress Holds Hearing...
Added As Nation Reels, Congress Holds Hearings on Shocking Game of Thrones Episode
by Chafed News
United States Congress meets with George R.R. Martin and several of the main characters from Game of Throne to discuss legality of shocking "Red Wedding" episode.
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Hurricane Obama Blow Scandals Away
Added Hurricane Obama Blow Scandals Away
by Jake Mustian
A new Stanford Study links White House Scandals to Super Storms
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Uncle is ready to give the advice, "Wha...
Added Uncle is ready to give the advice, "What he would do if he were you" at this summer’s family reunion
by Jake Mustian
Uncle Jim created a life game plan specifically with you in mind.
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Rating: 50% Funny
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