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An Admittedly Incomplete Guide To Arrested Development Arrested Development hits Netflix on May 26th with an all-new season and, hopefully, a lot of the same great running gags we've come to know and love. Been a whi... by Jason Flowers
Let's Make all the Anthony Weiner Puns Now and Just Get Them Out of the Way Former disgraced Congressman/walking NY Post dream Anthony Weiner has announced that he will run for mayor of New York. This is fantastic news if you've been wai... by Funny Or Die
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The Avengers Request to Remove Clint 'Hawkeye' Barton by Dru Johnston An email conversation between the Avengers and Nick Fury in which they collectively agree that Hawkeye, while pretty great at the bow and arrow, shouldn't be included in their superhero team.
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Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually End The World by justinHalpern My father brings up an alarming issue with internet commenters that goes beyond them calling everything "gay and fake."
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There Are Penguins Wearing Sweaters. We Repeat: Penguins Wearing Sweaters. by You're Doing It Right Penguins. Sweaters.
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An Updated Guide to the 2012 GOP Presidential Hopefuls by Dan Abramson, Nate Maggio A handy breakdown of Mitt Romney and friends.
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