Brownpound was born a poor white boy in the Northeast. Struggling to make it in this big bad world; Brownpound spent his early days developing his distain for many things like basketball, A-Rod, "the man" and especially ninjas; during that time he also perfected his sense of humor and his signature. Fortunately enough later on in his life he was able to meet several like minded people, such as Bumpy Nipples, Yutknuckle and Pigfucker. Now he lives the quiet life helping P.E.T.O.P.S. in his spare time.