Bromance Bromance


Two douche bags are better than none..seriously

I was born on a subway. I listen to what everyone else says before what I believe... ooo sixlets. I love myself more than life itself. Right now... I have a stOOpid name but it will get better. Im thinking.... Douche Bag Idol I get so far ahead of myself that I lap douche bag number 1 while he is lapping douche bag number 2. ADD does not involve a calculator and if you can show me someone that does math at their job without a computer I will punch them in the face for you. hahah... PORN. nuff said. Lube is the only thing worth buying in bulk. That shit is expensive and thank GOD they don't sell my favorite kind at Wal Mart. I LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE to hear myself talk. Thank God douche bag 2 likes to listen ( at least look like he is anyway... and that is enough as long as he isnt interrupting my me time (( which is me talking))) Wierdly enough.... we are both English.. ( which I thought was a royal thing but apparantly they changed the name. who knew? haha... knowing is DEFINITELY not half the batter unless you are GI Joe... and seriously, he got cancelled so what the fuck does he know? Apparantly not the right half. Scooby Doo rocks out with his cock out and if anyone says anything different I will knock you liver out. Seriously... you only need one. Loving myself is only half spanglish Suggestions are welcomes but be warned... I have people (and from what I hear, douche bag 2 certainly seems to think he does) Ive called a Queen an Old BAT and a cabbage all in one day I think the King of England is a STUD ( and now I know why ) Confusion is NOT something on a fortune cookie in my world I am wondering how many characters are actually available for quotes from the King Douche version of the websters dicksionary I hate Kate Middleton haha... sorry. That was definitely the best climax I will think of for this section. And to think... no batteries. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http//;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http//;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>