Article See the world — or at least learn to read
See the world — or at least learn to read
by brilliantorstupid
Travel books used to be written for smug Westerners. But none of them can afford to travel anymore. So let's pay homage one last time to the last collector’s edition copy of the bestest-selling tra...
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Article Former dictator's magazine poo-poos upr...
Former dictator's magazine poo-poos uprisings
by brilliantorstupid
General Daniel Velasquez, the former dictator and founder of Despot Cafe newsletter, is in our studio for 8 minutes of blatant self-promotion to talk about his magazine going global. Listen to his ...
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Rating: 50% Funny
Picture Former dictator's magazine poo-poos upr...
Former dictator's magazine poo-poos uprisings
General Daniel Velasquez, the former dictator now in exile, is in our studio for 8 minutes of blatant self-promotion to talk about his magazine Despot Cafe going global. Listen to his interview and...
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Article My wife thinks I'm a jerkoff
My wife thinks I'm a jerkoff
by brilliantorstupid
My wife thinks she 'caught me' in the primal act of self love. Normally I wouldn't care but this time it's different. It's downright insulting!
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Drunk Bigfoot slurs out a plea for St P...
Drunk Bigfoot slurs out a plea for St Patrick’s Day
by brilliantorstupid
Brilliantorstupid.com contributor Gerry, a very lonely sasquatch, has an idea to make St Patrick’s Day more inclusive. But in a feeding frenzy he ate our camera so the only image we have is this co...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Freezing Canadians in push to merge wit...
Freezing Canadians in push to merge with Haiti
by brilliantorstupid
Haitians are desperate for cash to rebuild. Canadians are desperate to escape the cold. How about a mutually-beneficial arrangement?
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article McSteal this idea, veggie-preneurs
McSteal this idea, veggie-preneurs
by brilliantorstupid
Unless you're a fat teenager or depressed divorcee you're probably sick of eating the garbage that passes for "meat" at the fast food joints. But try to find a decent veggie burger that doesn't loo...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Call-in radio show fail
Call-in radio show fail
by brilliantorstupid
Hosting your own call-in show is a fruitless endeavour. The only people who called us were conmen, angry old men, annoying Dutchmen and assorted beasts.
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article US military begins tests on ‘Bible armour’
US military begins tests on ‘Bible armour’
by brilliantorstupid
If a Bible can stop a bullet from killing you, shouldn't a suit of full body armour made out of Bibles make you invincible?
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Porn site shuts itself down
Porn site shuts itself down
by brilliantorstupid
A pornography website was forced to shut itself down today because the staff became too addicted to viewing porn and nobody got any work done.
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Rating: 70% Funny


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