Article My Non Suicide Note
My Non Suicide Note
I woke up today sometime around noon, and my apartment was
freezing. Even though it’s July in
LA. It was cold ‘cause I left the AC on high when i went to bed. And...
by Brian Finkelstein
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Article i broke up with a 14-year-old today!
i broke up with a 14-year-old today!
Over 4 months ago at work, I had to write some 'funny' interview
questions for the final 12 American Idol contestants. We were going to some red-carpet thing and I
had to feed questions to s...
by Brian Finkelstein
Views: 2,186
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Rating: 88% Funny
Article L.A.'s 5.4 quake 'small sample' of one ...
L.A.'s 5.4 quake 'small sample' of one to come
There was an earthquake here today and for an hour or so I watched
the “news” try and find a story to keep reporting, over and over, and over. What they did was show b-roll of ...
by Brian Finkelstein
Views: 2,134
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article a sequel
a sequel
Ferris Bueller wakes up at around noon, makes himself some coffee, pops the last adderall he got from his ex-girlfriend Tracy, plops down on the couch and watches an old re-run of ER. He’s ...
by Brian Finkelstein
Views: 1,707
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Rating: 67% Funny
Article 10 Things About Me
10 Things About Me
My name is Brian Finkelstein. And since you have no idea who the hell I am, here are some very recent, and very true, things about me:
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* I turn 40 on the day of the next president...
by Brian Finkelstein
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Rating: 100% Funny

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