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My Non Suicide Note

My Non Suicide Note from Brian Finkelstein
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My Non Suicide Note I woke up today sometime around noon, and my apartment was freezing.  Even though it’s July in LA.  It was cold ‘cause I left the AC on high when i went to bed.  And... by Brian Finkelstein
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i broke up with a 14-year-old today!

i broke up with a 14-year-old today! from Brian Finkelstein
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i broke up with a 14-year-old today! Over 4 months ago at work, I had to write some 'funny' interview questions for the final 12 American Idol contestants.  We were going to some red-carpet thing and I had to feed questions to s... by Brian Finkelstein
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L.A.'s 5.4 quake 'small sample' of one ...

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L.A.'s 5.4 quake 'small sample' of one to come There was an earthquake here today and for an hour or so I watched the “news” try and find a story to keep reporting, over and over, and over.  What they did was show b-roll of ... by Brian Finkelstein
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a sequel

a sequel from Brian Finkelstein
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a sequel Ferris Bueller wakes up at around noon, makes himself some coffee, pops the last adderall he got from his ex-girlfriend Tracy, plops down on the couch and watches an old re-run of ER. He’s ... by Brian Finkelstein
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10 Things About Me

10 Things About Me from Brian Finkelstein
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10 Things About Me My name is Brian Finkelstein. And since you have no idea who the hell I am, here are some very recent, and very true, things about me: --------------- * I turn 40 on the day of the next president... by Brian Finkelstein
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