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Article Scattered Showers in the Star Wars "Uri...
Added Scattered Showers in the Star Wars "Urineverse"
Have you ever wondered why nobody ever goes to the bathroom in the movies? Not only that, but where all of that Gatorade and Snapple from the Death Star's vending machines ends up? The largest obje...
by UncleBeau
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Rating: 60% Funny
Article Facebook Changes and You Can't Stand It
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Facebook constantly changes the way it presents itself and people are tired of dealing with a completely free social experience that inconveniences them with advertisements and a couple extra click...
by UncleBeau
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Article Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
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It's the moment you've been... Okay, let's be honest. No one's been waiting for this. Batman goes toe to sandal with the one and only................. what was his name again?
by UncleBeau
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Rating: 81% Funny
Article The Situation on The Trump Roast: Bombe...
Added The Situation on The Trump Roast: Bombed like Hiroshima
I always though it was funny if you drove an IROC, but this Italian meatball... not so much.
by UncleBeau
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Things I'm Doing Before I Die
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What are you going to do before you die? Will you eat people? Do something horrible to Megan Fox? Punch a baby? Hurry before there's still time!
by UncleBeau
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Rating: 56% Funny
Article Happy New Zombie Apocalypse!
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With the boring ideas most people come up with to try and improve their temporary lives, I pondered what life will be like when I'm the only one left at the zombie apocalypse.
by UncleBeau
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Rating: 73% Funny
Article Beau's List of Rules for Promiscuous Re...
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The Nothing Report generously shares all the information you will ever need to know about casual sex in a real world setting. Please be advised, you may become the most horrible person to ever live...
by UncleBeau
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Article Die More Harder - Ver. 2
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Bruce Willis has been through a lot over the years, but he hasn't seen anything yet.
by UncleBeau
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Tim Burton Defines "Recycled Crap"
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What makes good media? Is it entertaining because it's the same as everything else? Or is it like everything else because it's entertaining?
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That's What He Said
Now I know why my dad used to jerk the controller around.
"You'll be the Tin Man, You'll be Toto, and I'm gonna miss you most of all Scarecrow..."
That wasn't funny at all. I fell asleep twice.
Etiquette ninjas outsource silent farts to their public relations department.
Seriously, since when are bears allowed to use the computer?
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