Please encourage my behavior

I'm a mutant resulting from unauthorized experiments performed in the early 1960's in the Nevada desert. Since then I was raised as a suburbanite who was constantly told to be serious and stop doing silly things just to make the other children laugh. I pass myself off in the "respectable" world as a mild mannered worker bee to earn my keep. Please adore my pitiful video offerings and encourage my behavior with any level of praise or employment. Thank you for any support and any happy tales of success from the outside world.