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The host so nice, they named me twice. I'm not a professional comedian, but I will hit you with a whiskey bottle from my cab as I'm leaving the club.
Check out the show at www.NaughtyGirlWeb.com and listen to me make a fool of myself around women.
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Why is a culture's quality of music always in direct opposite proportion to the quality of their cuisine? Ex #1: Chinese food (awesome)... more »
Why is a culture's quality of music always in direct opposite proportion to the quality of their cuisine? Ex #1: Chinese food (awesome) vs Chinese music (the sound of strangling cats). Ex #2 Mexican food (muy bueno) vs Mexican pop (Montezuma's OTHER revenge). Ex #3: British food vs every good band ever.
Keep the impressions coming.
How To Avoid Bedbugs, Lesson 1: Don't touch the bed when you sleep.
The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as... more »
The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here.
Worst. Narwhal puppet. Ever.
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