What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
My One Big Ball (01:37)
Thanks for putting a shirt back on.
(posted about 28 days ago)
Thick Eyebrow Chick (01:04)
The eyebrows I can handle, as long as she doesn’t have a hairy ass.
(posted about 28 days ago)
Hilarious
I spent the night at a Day’s Inn in Murfreesboro, TN in August last year. Or maybe it was a Red Roof Inn (there was a Wendy’s down the street- sound familiar?). Anyway, it was so bad I couldn’t tell if I was in a Day’s Inn or Red Roof Inn. Glad you made it out.
(posted about 29 days ago)
I Sleepwalk And Pee! (01:01)
If he’d been stung by a jellyfish he’d be BEGGING you to pee on him.
(posted about 29 days ago)
Welcome To My Home (02:24)
Chekhov was actually pretty funny. Oh wait- are you talking about the playwright, or the guy from Star Trek?
(posted about 1 months ago)
Rachael Ray $40 A Day (02:42)
There’s a great restaurant on the corner of Sunset and Gower that you should check out- it’s called “Denny’s,” and it has some delicious and inexpensive culinary choices.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Mr. Spriggs Barbeque (00:31)
I thought it was pronounced “Sprague”.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Genius
Singing the songs that no one else dares to sing.
(posted about 1 months ago)
THE TIGER CATS (04:09)
I admit I didn’t really like Tiger Cats when they were popular, but now that I’m older I find myself listening to them more and more.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Hilarious
These videos remind me of my youth.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Ghetto Protect your ass a... (01:46)
I really wasn’t aware that this ghetto place was so dangerous. Someone should alert the police about this right away.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Huckabee’s Obama Joke: F... (00:57)
Huckabee’s humor is generally too subtle for me.
(posted about 2 months ago)
CSI: KRISPY KREME 9 (00:45)
The psychic toll of CSI work is incredible. Some people can’t handle it.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Genius
Reminds me of a certain nightmare I had when I was six, and still watching “Sesame Street.” The specifics of the nightmare aren’t important but it involved me, Bert, Ernie, and a turkey baster.
(posted about 2 months ago)
The Meatgrinder Show™ "... (05:25)
I too have trouble discerning age in humans. It’s led to some sticky situations.
(posted about 2 months ago)
A NEW CHILDREN'S ... (00:39)
It’s about time someone started thinking about the children.
(posted about 7 days ago)