What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Mr. H’s third assistant sees this guy at House of Pies all the time.
(posted about 1 month ago)
Mr. H wants to option your life rights and cast Johnny Depp to play Permanent Nutface Gary.
Have your people contact my people.
(posted about 1 month ago)
Mr. H had a chance to see this about a month back with his good friend Judd. His only complaint was the male frontal nudity to tit ratio was WAAAAAAAY Off.
(posted about 1 month ago)
And I love being sarcastic…
Now go find me a hit!
(posted about 1 month ago)
Neo… congrats.
Why weren’t you at Cabo on Friday? Mr. H missed you since he had a new idea for your “Between a Woman’s Legs” series.
(posted 2 months ago)
Congrats on the writeup in Variety my man…
Mr. H wants to setup a meeting.
(posted 2 months ago)
Dear Jimmy. Mr. hollywood’s mother gave him the name “mr.” and his father’s last name was Hollywood. It was, in a way, forecasting his inevitable rise to Hollywood success. Though he did seriously consider a career in ballet dancing for a bit…. But his name wasn’t rus... more >
Dear Jimmy. Mr. hollywood’s mother gave him the name “mr.” and his father’s last name was Hollywood. It was, in a way, forecasting his inevitable rise to Hollywood success. Though he did seriously consider a career in ballet dancing for a bit…. But his name wasn’t russian enough. So, Hollywood he went. It’s not easy having the name “mr.” as a first name. Please understand the suffering of his childhood. Toodles.
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Leothe2nd said:
i totally agree with you Mr.H.
Thank you Leothe2nd. Mr H is sleeping off his bad hangover at the moment but appreciates your comments.
-Bradley Assistant to Mr. Hollywood
(posted 2 months ago)
Mr. H loves Shutterbugs.
Nothing better than exploiting kids for profit.
(posted 2 months ago)
Mr. H is not afraid of the Gay Mafia. Hell, my fourth assistant is a member so they’ve always got Mr. H’s back.
(posted 3 months ago)
BROCK!!!!!! MR. H LOVES YOU… NOW GO SAVE THOSE VENTURE BROS.
(posted 3 months ago)
Mr H would vote for Daniel Plainview any day.
Far better than Mrs. Clinton.
(posted 3 months ago)
The guy playing Tom Cruise is incredible. Well done!
(posted 3 months ago)
You forgot to say they’re both power bottoms!
(posted 3 months ago)
Who the hell actually finds Mary Carey attractive!
Gross!
(posted 3 months ago)
The LBC has some of the worst parking ever!
(posted 3 months ago)
Good stuff, Recky Bros… Check out the MR. H show on my page if you get a chance.
(posted 3 months ago)
You almost stole my style. But at least you hated Charlie Wilson’s War as much as I did. It needed a little more nipple through out and not just in the beginning!
(posted 3 months ago)
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Mr. Hollywood thinks NBC should use this video in their “More you Know” ads. Not to cause laughter, but to sway mothers from smoking crack while pregnant.
(posted 29 days ago)