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Black History MonthThere's an important segmentationof our nation's... more »
Black History MonthThere's an important segmentationof our nation's population,brought here, against their will, they persevere.And February is Black History Monthand it's the shortest month of the year.American musicwas invented by slaves,without them, we'd only have jigs and reels to hear.And February is Black Music Monthand it's the shortest month of the year.Count the brown faces on the Superbowl field,as you sit and watch the gameand drink your beer.February is Black Athlete's Monthand it's the shortest month of the yearWhite people are so afraid of Black people here.Though we all bleed red blood and we all shed tears.White people are so ashamed of Black History Month,that they made it the shortest month of the year!
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