Rusty and Vern

Bluer than ever

Rusty and Vern Rusty and Vern

Rusty and Vern are a pair of balls on a mission. A mission to save mankind from big, bulging problems. Hailed as the rallying cry for any testicle that’s ever suffered from man’s eternal struggle to remember condoms, their debut single has critics buzzing, ladies applauding, and guys singing a different tune. So watch the video, enjoy the melody, but do mind their message. This is no labor of love for ol’ Rusty and Vern. This, like so many blues greats before them, is the only way they could find release. So do your boys a favor and listen up.