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So I just wanted to spend some time and say hello to everyone. Believe it or not I've never blogged before so this is a first! "Maybe it should be your last!", you're probably saying to yourself. But seriously I like to party and I like people who like to party because when you're partying it's like you're on vacation, but you're not. Your at home or at work or in your car. It's fun. Anyway I'm still working on Land of the Lost and having a wonderful time. I'm one of the few actors who likes to cook meals in their trailers. So at least three times a week I host elaborate dinner parties in my trailer. Tonight, after wrap, I'm serving duck. I'm nervous because it's a new recipe and...I don't cook. I usually just jam a lot of uncooked food into the oven, set it on HIGH and walk away. Alot of my fellow cast and crew have gotten very sick from my meals, but production is too afraid to stop me because of what I like to call the "Bigshot Factor". So everyone keeps showing up and eating my tainted meals, while the movie keeps replacing my trailers after they've burned down. Let me tell you something, you've never battled a fire, until you've battled a grease fire! Nasty.
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love to cook also…... but normally u can eat it
(posted about 10 days ago)
The smoke detector is NOT a cooking timer.
(posted about 22 days ago)
Thanks for taking time out from cooking those nasty meals to let us know how things are rolling. While reading your post and you being a “virgin” to blogging you made me smile…I can’t seem to wrap my mind around your “elaborate” dinner parties if you can’t cook…oh I get it its delivery! Cooking tip number one back away from the kichen!
(posted about 1 months ago)
Did the FOD team dance and scream DIE DIE DIE around the duck before it was killed, plucked, cooked and eaten at a FOD party?
(posted about 1 months ago)
You’re an inspiration to us All Will.
(posted about 1 months ago)
I like to cook with rum. I am still looking for a good bongwater recipe any ideas? Where can one buy this “Bigshot Factor”? I definately want one. Probably be a better seller than the undersized shirts you sell. Seen your last 2 movies. Are refunds available? No seriously keep up the good work the world need more funny people.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Is that the duck Cheney tried to bag but by accident nailed his lawyer/friend with buckshot? Tough, smart bird but did the FOD team rescue the duck only to pluck, decapitate, deep fry and eat it?...you the man Mr. Will.
(posted about 1 months ago)
I bet the duck thinks this should be your last blog. I liked it, though.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Will -
yes you are a party babushka if ever there was one. You sir are the wind beneath my cheeks and i daily kneel and pray facing Arby’s as i embra… hey screw that! Why in the WORLD would you offer t-shirts for sale on your site and Not offer anything larger than an XL?!! i mean come on, you can pull off the XL man in an L tee look, nice hairy FUPA btw, b... more >
(posted about 1 months ago)
Hey Will, we have never met, but you are kind of funny, maybe you should get into radio or something more productive and lucrative, than online videos. I’m just saying…...
(posted about 1 months ago)
Will, what’s a Sleestak? Are they edible?
(posted about 1 months ago)
Grease fire’s nothing, try putting out a homless person that accidently rolled in the coals, can’t catch-em, or a fire eater, thats a fighter there. You’d think ya did something wrong the way they carry on and such.
(posted about 1 months ago)
i luff to kook
(posted about 1 months ago)
Please overhaul Saturday Night Live QUICK!! or . . . maybe start your own SNL/Groundlings/Will’s special sauce!!?? Sincerely, new member SwingTV!
(posted about 1 months ago)
Dear William;
I wanted to support you on your blog. It is nice, but it needs more sex. As for your duck, I like slow cooked duck. It melts off the bone.
Anyhoo, I have a groovy new slogan for funnyordie, that I thought you guys would have come up with before..you would really love it.
(posted about 1 months ago)
I’ve sent the Rape Squad in the direction of the grease fire smoke on the Paramount lot… then again… it might just be smoke from Delta Burke scratching her snooch through her stretch pants.
(posted about 1 months ago)
I am giving you 5 minutes to delete this website or at least bend a little.
(posted about 2 months ago)
I JUST FREAKIN’ EXPOSED MY AGE DIDN’T I???? DAMMIT!
(posted about 2 months ago)
does Chaka break his leg? Does Holly feed Dopey giant strawberries??? is Enik in it??? come on will SPILL!
(posted about 2 months ago)
I can totally relate! I like to have my friends over from time to time and we eat ducks… a lot of them. And then we burn my house down. Not from a cooking fire, just because we like to. Then I go out and buy a new house with all the money I’m raking in from “Scotty The Squatter”.... it’s a good time to be alive!
(posted about 2 months ago)
Quack.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Milk the “Bigshot Factor” for all it’s worth. You never know when it will silently fade away!
(posted about 2 months ago)
Uh…yes…being from the South we fry a lot? So we always kept an industial sized Baking Soda box, a First Aid Kit and 911 on speed-dial at all times.Trust me, you need a lot of ice, too.We don’t want to see y’all hurt.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Así que yo sólo quise gastar algún tiempo y saludar todos. ¡Créalo o no yo nunca he blogueado antes tan esto es un primer! “Quizá debe ser su último”!, usted probablemente dice a usted mismo. Pero gravemente quiero al partido y yo quiero a personas que quieren al partido porque cuando usted lo partying está como usted está de vacaciones, pero usted no es. Su... more >
(posted about 2 months ago)
Blog more! How was your day, sweetheart?
(posted about 2 months ago)
If it is a LOST movie I want him to be Benjamin Linace and Jack Black as Sawyer. Now that’d be a movie!
(posted about 2 months ago)
Ha ha! Will Ferrell can’t cook! HA HA!
(posted about 2 months ago)
“Tainted Meals” is my favorite old school 80’s tune!
(posted about 2 months ago)
My buddy is a PA on Land Of The Lost. He said your tirimasu was just melted oreos with coffee poured all over them. Although he did say your veal parmesan was good.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Cook me a meal Will. Cook it with love. Cook it with compassion. Cook it fully-clothed, for God’s sake! JEEZ.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Pre heat oven to 350F.Lightly grease a casserole dishAdd enough chicken breasts to serve one to each person attending, in a single layer in the dish.Pour some Kraft Greek with Feta and Oregano dressing over the chickenLayer a small roma tomato sliced into about 4 slices over each chicken breast (one tomato per breast)Crumble feta cheese over top of everythin... more >
(posted about 2 months ago)
Well Will, look t the bright side. At least your cast and crew are getting sick from your cooking and not your acting ( Chris Kattan). If you need more trailer park recipes, contact gottadime, he has plenty but most of them involve margarita mix, tuna fish and pine sol.
(posted about 2 months ago)
I battled a grease fire at an early age. I lost.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Burnt duck tastes like burnt chicken.
(posted about 2 months ago)
At least you have enough God given sense to ‘walk away’. That’s how I lost my left eyebrow.
(posted about 2 months ago)
“Never blog again, Will Ferrell. But, by all means, keep cooking.”-Janet Reno
(posted about 2 months ago)
When my wife Stephanie gives me salmonella, I can’t help but think there’s love in that salmonella.
(posted about 2 months ago)
oh, ok that makes sense !!
(posted about 2 months ago)
er, sleestaks, my bad.
(posted about 2 months ago)
its short for “web log”. i don’t know why i know that.
(posted about 2 months ago)
will, ever wonder why its called a “blog” ?? shouldnt it be an “e-log”, maybe that doesnt sound as cool….hmmm. why not call it a “extremeposting” or ” jungletexting”....hope the skeestaks are bein’ cool to you, peace, CH59
(posted about 2 months ago)
Is “Land of the Lost” the big-screen adaptation of ABC’s “LOST”? Sweet! I hope you’re playing Jacob, the mysterious ghost who runs the island and would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those darned kids!
(posted about 2 months ago)
Just boil the duck with ramen noodles and season it with any, from five or more top ramen flavors.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Thanks for bloggin’ Will man. You might want to try some Betty Crocker type crock pot meals without telling anyone. It’ll seem like you worked really hard on a meal because of the crock pot and you’ll probably get props for it. Also yes people from the valley can access blogs from people who live in the hills, thanks to the great Kathy Lee Gifford V. Peirce ... more >
(posted about 2 months ago)
Thanks, Will. You are a natural at blogging and I enjoyed it.Perhaps duck is a bit complex for your cooking ability. I would probably do cornish hens and go from there. More like baking little chickens but people are still impressed for some reason. You are always welcome to read my blog, too. I will try to post some recipes.
(posted about 2 months ago)
“This should not be your last,” I say.
(posted about 2 months ago)