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You know that feeling you get when you wake up to go to your thankless temp job and then come home to your fat girlfriend with self-diagnosed Carpal Tunnel only to look at yourself in the mirror and think, "Besides re-reading A New Earth, is there anything remotely new or exciting in my life right now?" Uh...HELL YES THERE IS.
Funny or Die just had a seriously gigantic orgasm. Here's what came of that orgasm (Came! Get it? Hilarious.)
For
those of you who read or just like to look at word shapes, we have the
FOD WIRE , where you can find a news article and photo caption contest
every single day. And FOD knows its news . Just click on the headline and laugh at the world the way it
usually laughs at you.
Go down (get it?) and just below the headline on the front page you
can find TODAY'S SPECIAL, which features web series, user of the day,
classic comedy and stand-up.
If you're a star-fucker (do you get
it?), go to the bottom of the page and check out the RED CARPET CLUB.
Eva, Fergie, John and Jack are waiting for you.
Finally, when you're in a post-coital snuggle with Carpal Tunnel,
try out the JOKE OF THE DAY and for the first time in a long time, fall
asleep with a smile on your face.
Comments (13)
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Yes, and I still get “Die Bombed”. So what else is new?
(posted about 1 month ago)
The layout is new. Could be good for other internet users to see what’s going on here.
(posted about 1 month ago)
I like the layout; the Red Carpet brings people here that otherwise might not visit—-I don’t care if they come to see Capn Crunch (an a-lister celeb in my book) and then leave…exposure is not easily measured, but having internationally famous stars onboard is a surefire way to bring more viewers. The Classic Comedy is a great idea, would like to see the cho... more >
(posted about 1 month ago)
Um this is putting down fat people. Not cool and hilarious at the same time. Omg I’m going to hell. Funny or Die rules all!!!
(posted about 1 month ago)
there is going to be a winner chosen everyday and there will be a way to see the previous days photos and winners, just not right this second. but yay to how successful this new feature has become!!
(posted about 1 month ago)
Is there actually a winner chosen every day for the caption contest? Maybe it would be possible to eventually set up a voting system sort of like what they have on Cracked.com? Also is there a way to see the captions from yesterday?
(posted about 1 month ago)
Wow that was so amazing I think it has cured my cancer! Or maybe the pain just went away because i’m going into shock…
(posted about 1 month ago)
MORE THAN EVER?!!! EVERY DAY??!! I think I might be HOT RIGHT NOW!!!! I mean, really. Like hot in my pants.
(posted about 1 month ago)
We are upgrading Hot Right Now to a section something that will allow more user videos to be featured than before every day.
(posted about 1 month ago)
The caption contest is a great idea/ good comedy practice, but i agree with diggarmy about the hot right now box – seems like fewer users are really getting a chance to show off their stuff on the main page.
(posted about 1 month ago)
Huh? No new “Scat Porn” Channel? These so-called “changes” are pure bullsh…..oh, wait, I’m on the wrong website.
(posted about 1 month ago)
I heart self diagnosed Carpal Tunnel.
(posted about 1 month ago)
I dig the new layout of the site mucho
(posted about 1 month ago)