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Transcipt from Learning the Lord with Bale Ballentine as broadcast over short wave radio. Part 2

So God created the earth in 6 days and rests on the 7th. Now if God the almighty needs a rest on Sunday, do you think ya'll should be at the dog races, or drinkin beer watching nascar or any of the other things you do besides resting and coming to church. God wants us to rest and

(amen) loud  ( amen reverend)

Russell please, you aint got to be amen'in at everything..

(im sorry reverend)

and he wants us to rest and praise him.

GOd created the sun, the day, the night and the water and the land and the foliage..he created it all. Now some pople say to me " what about this big bong theory

(big bang theory)

wut

(its big bang theory)

Oh yeah, the big bang theory...I think those people who believe that are smoking out of the big bong. I ain't never seen nothing that blew up and actually made something...so their  theory is that there was nothin...then that same nothin exploded and we got...uhh everything...everything and every person here is a result of nothing exploding....now even a slow kid knows that nothin times nothin equals nothin...So they can run around, pointing to gases they can't see, and sending rockets in to outer space to take pictures of black holes so we can get a better view of what nothin really looks like...

So God now has the earth with everything set...fish and birds and monkies and trees, day night east west water land...it is all there...in a working order...certainly don't look like nothin to me!