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WELL THANKSGIVING IS OVER... SO ONE LAST HELPING FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WOULD LIKE A LIL MORE THIGH MEAT. PASS ME A LEG PLEASE , AND SHAKE THEM TATERS, DONT FORGET TO SAVE A LITTLE ROOM FOR DESSERT. UUUMMMMM YEAH...AND A LITTLE SOMETHING MORE THOUGHT PROVOKING, FOR THE "ASS"PIRING CAPTIONERS... (BUTT DONT WORRY GALS, I GOT A GOOD ONE FOR Y'ALL TOMARROW)... WHO OUT THERE SAID I HAVE AN ASS FETISH... HELL YEAH.
SABRE SEZ...
Nothing caps off a night of chowing on bird and potatoes like coming home, and finding out you pulled out a win. Stiff competition every day, and it's a blast to play.
I'm thankful today to be in the presence of so many talented, hilarious people.
So, without further ado, my picks for this day's contest are:
1st - Ketteelf: Wild Turkey and hiding under a lamp shade.....just like my wedding night. My husband still has a violent reaction to oven mitts.
2nd - snyetha: This was almost as bad as the time Joe wanted a steak. The cow he brought home not only escaped while he was in the bathroom, but stole his car, too. And then there was the pig that seduced him and snuck out before breakfast.
3rd - Zookeep: The real Elmer Fudd wasnt much smarter that his cartoon.
Honorable Mention - JASON2k1; You don't want to see where the yams are hiding.
Awesome job to everyone... Dave's Caption Contest is the best!!!!
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This lesson is the best lesson I have ever sank my teeth into!
You see algebra, I see the moon!
How could anyone ever say she's a bitch? Look how sweet her cheeks are!
If X doesn't equal Y, I don't want to be right!
For some unknown reason all the boys in the class had perfect attendance and were always asking for detention.
Take those panties out of the equation & the school has more of a legal problem.
Ms. Woodcock was the most popular teacher in school history despite having a class average of D.
"Ok, class. You already know the circumference. Now who wants to measure the diameter and put your finger on pi?"
I WANT DETENTION PLEASE!!!!!
I hope that fucking apple works.
I hope she drops her chalk.
My teacher Mr Sanders dressed the same way..
Stephen Hawkins' nurse
This is actually pretty cruel considering this is a rehabilitation class for sexual offenders
Every body in class,walks out with a book in front of them
David Lee is sitting up front and gets an idea
"Kill Bill" code name is Garter snake
The boys would gladly give an oral essay
"Hot for teacher"
The apple is laced with rohypnol
Ms.Harper listened to Van Halens hot for teacher one too many times.
The students loved it when Miss turned to write on the board...her face was hideous
This is Julie she is in the tenth grade,her teacher Mr.Hand calls on her to write on the board regularly,when and if she shows up for class...
This teacher gets an F,all the time
The Harper Valley PTA,will have to address a new issue now
Substitute teacher, Miss Sweetgrass, signs in for Ninth Grade Health Class. Twenty teenage boys pass out!
The physics department hoped to increase enrollment with the release of a sexy calendar.
Playboy's sexy women of advanced mathmatics.
In high school, Jane was always stuck having to work at the board.
After years of hunting, National Geographic was finally able to capture a picture of the world's hottest smart chick.
The day lttle Billy Gibbons started to let his beard grow, was the same day that he had a rock n' roll epiphany. He just couldn't get the lyrics, "She's got legs and she knows how to use them," out of his head!
I love the new uniforms at Brittany Spears High.
No, thermal dynamics has nothing to do with sex.
Miss Smithers came up with a unique technique for dealing with her student's ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER. And by golly, it worked!
Too cheap to buy sweet treats for the kids, Miss Arnold comprimised with a little eye candy.
"Miss Lycra, can you please write that a little higher, I cant see over Bubba Smith's head?"
The day the new subsitute teacher really got a rise out of her class.
I brung my Pencil.......
So that's where the sun don't shine!
Clark Dickson's dream was to go on to higher education. Little did he know that it would all begin in the Ninth Grade!
The mysteries of the Burmuda Triangle finally revealed!
All the females had to wear this get up and the males wore ties and crotchless shorts. It made choosing a date for the weekend so much easier.
I'm a straight T & A student...
This was Trisha's most successful victem grooming tactic. When the police finally busted her out,they identified 43 bludgeoned and severely dismembered "students" in the crawlspace of her home .
And, as if by magic, all the boys in the class decided to skip recess, and "hit the books"...
They may not be allowed to say the "Pledge of Allegiance" anymore... but all the boys are still "saluting".
Miss Limley believed in teaching AIDS awareness to her students in a hands on approach
My 8th grade history teacher wore this same outfit... but she was 63....
I hated being home-schooled.
"Knocking the dust off the erasers" has taken on a different meaning these days...
During class, all the male homosexuals were preoccupied at the rear end.
Though it looked easy enough,nobody ever got ahead in her class
Hey,that's the same thingy I use to hold up my hockey socks!
E=MCthat ass.
Everyone loves her ass. I mean class. No, I was right the first the time.
So that's why my husband joined the PTA.
The newest teacher at Ron Jeremy Junior High was incredibly popular.
And this is why Jimmy had to take a zero everytime he was called up to the board.
Uh-oh...she's showing her trapper keeper!
Mr. Jones caused a lot of confusion.