Dave (phukuhp)'s Blog: DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR NOV.15th...
ITS SATURDAY... FUN DAY... COLLEGE FOOTBALL DAY (GO VOLS) AND GOOD LUCK TO YOUR SCHOOL AND/OR ALMA MATER. CHORE OR DOING WHAT YOU WANT DAY, LIKE SITTING HERE ON FOD (AND NOT GETTING PAID LIKE DURING THE WEEK) AND CAPTIONING.... YEA CAPTIONING THIS FUNNY LOOKING GUY ON THIS LITTLE TRAMPOLIN. C'MON PEOPLE, RIP HIS GUTS OUT FOR ME...
From: d28b13e5cb98e2c85a8f614ffd9b3963
1st: Holedigger said"There is no operation going on here, they are just delivering the bill"
2nd: Lizardladyfla said " Patients name,Ben-Dover
Honorable Mention : Karigrant said" His proctologists Drs. Siskel and Ebert, gives him two thumbs up."
congratulations "HOLEDIGGER" for being picked as winner and king for the day. the spectular splatter of your choices will stain the walls of fod forever.
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Air plie a la trampoline (this is me at 10 years old, without the penis)
Rolling hard at Burning Man.
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I GET TO SAY IT FIRST... "IS THIS PICTURE GAY OR WHAT.
As an entrance, Jesus decided to screw with everyone during the 2nd coming.
This is what happens when you drop acid then watch Mary Poppin's while listening to Frank Zappa.
Snow boots, in the Desert, now that's crazy!
Dane Cook officially "jumps the shark"
A day in the life of Hunter S. Thompson
Andy Dick enjoys a little "me time" on location between takes.
Mary's lesser known effeminate cousin, Barry Poppins.
Who knew gender reassignment camp was so much work?
This is not what Van Halen had in mind when they wrote the song Jump, but it is one of the reasons they kicked David Lee Roth out of the band.
There is no way I'm paying 12$ to see Pauly Shore play the Penguin in the next Batman movie.
Major Tom was just "different" after the space thing!
No...I don't wanna see your magic wand!
Cirque du so lame.
Thanks, MTV for Pimpin my Poppins.
Tinkerbells replacement
Peter Pans first job
Burning man exibit #352,Fairy on LSD,cool!
Too much going on in the photos to make magic happen. Who HASN'T tried to make wings and use an umbrella to fly off of a trampoline for chrissake? I think there is one 113 year old man in Papua New Guinea that has not done this, but he HAS tied his testicles to 3 pit vipers and meditated. The only thing out of place in this pic is the stepladder in the te... more >
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's protest of Proposition 8 reached new heights today
Producers of Air Bud 3 decided to replace Riley the golden retriever with a flaming homosexual
Q's floating fairy parachute was the catalyst for Brosnan quitting the Bond films..
http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/4926
Father O'Malley performed his "Trampoline Truff, Shuff, N' Fluff" dance for the new alter boy, Jimmy Garcia. Jimmy wondered how Father O'Malley could remain so happy even when there was nothing around for a hundred miles...
Jeopardy Style:
"What is, How one gains membership into the Democratic Party?"
Auditioning for employment as Elton John's bodyguard really intensified after he became Sir Elton.
The 3rd Annual Pilgrim Psychiatric Desert Camp Out was going great until Randall Sloan bit off Brimley Stevenson's ear.
And I'm freeeee! I'm free balliiiin'!
So this is what's goin down at area 51...
High School Musical 4: The Downfall
dude! those boots make you look gay!
the mary poppins sequel went straight to DVD
bruce's time in gay pron was nearing an end
Sky rockets in flight...
...afternoon delight.
I'm embarrassed by my hobbies
Yesterdays cap...I'm always a brides maid,and never a bride!HAHA
George Bush rehearses for his big exit ceremony.
What Turnems REALLY does for a living.
The reject from Priscilla Queen of the Desert finally appears
The press had all gathered in the desert for the loonier landing.
Dr,Mortimer set up his traveling medicine show and began performing, but soon the authorities reminded him that Mescaline had not been given clearance by the FDA to cure warts, as he had claimed. Also, he still had the warts, but called them "pretty body flowerettes from the gods," and had highlighted each of them with a blueberry glitter pen.
This is what happens when you watch too much Queer eye for the straight guy :(
He may look like a sissy, but the last guy who told him so got his naked arse thrown in the river!
holy shit peter pan! tinkerbell's got tinkerballs!
hey! that's the guy that threw a snake at my penis and then offered to suck the poison out!
He may look like Mary Poppins, but something tells me it won't take a spoonful of anything to get this guy to go down.
I see this and all I want to do is make a cock joke... its too easy, I would rather shit on his boots.