Dave (phukuhp)'s Blog: DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR NOV.11th...
IT SEEMS WERE GETTING A LITTLE SNOW IN SOME PLACES ACROSS THE NORTHERN COUNTRY SIDE, ESPECIALLY UP ALASKA WAY. SEEMS LIKE GOV. PALINS CAT IS OUT AND ABOUT TO BRING HOME A MOOSE, OR A MOUSE OR WHATEVER ENTERS THE SCOPE. OR WHO KNOWS, MAYBE ITS A PETA PLANT.
SO TAKE AIM AND BANG OUT A FEW GOOD CAPS...
"ZOOKEEP" HAS SENT ME HIS CHOICES, SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO.
1ST PLACE... "WILLIBOY"... "PENIS-SORE-ASS"
2ND PLACE... "SABRE419"..."I'D HAVE A "LEASH LAW" JOKE... BUT I'VE SEEN A LOT OF DISTURBING PORN"
RUNNER UP... "CHRISTPARKERO"..." IT'S MAIN PROBLEM IS LACK OF DEPTH PERCEPTION...LOL"
SO WILLIBOY IS PASSED THE CROWN AGAIN, CONGRATULATIONS , YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS SO GET TO WORK MONARCH.
Comments (47)
Got something to say? Comment on this blog post:
Macavity would no doubt get away with murder yet again.
Hating meeces to pieces.
Target acquired...affirmative...dude who created "Hang in there baby" poster...permission to fire?
My name is Inigo Montoya, you microwaved my father...prepare to die.
There goes the asshole who blew pot smoke in my face, and put tin foil on my paws last week...
Cats left Broadway for Baghdad
Mittens couldn't believe his luck...Mickey, Jerry, Itchy, Pixie and Dixie, all in the same location at the same time!
The US Army's experiment with genetically engineered, super-intelligent cat soldiers ended last week in Afghanistan during a fire-fight. Bandit's inability to reload due to a lack of thumbs proved fatal.
Damn it! I forgot to bring the bitch urine and my dog call!
...from my cold dead paws...
Ahhhh...Bob Barker in my crosshairs. Could it get any sweeter? Time for a nutering my little pet.
I may have lost my mittens, but I won't lose this shot!
It's that time of the month again when you really don't want to go anywhere near the pussy.
I taught I taw a puddy tat!
The new snow cat will be used to steer moose away from busy highways on the Kenai Peninsula
Birds,If you cant catch'em,shoot'em!
I'll get that damn dog,if it kills me
Kitty Kitty,Bang Bang
Sylvester decides to end it for Tweety once and for all.
See, we told you there was never any man on the grassy knowl
Vietnamese revolt!
Tunanator!
the dog chases no more.
this is better than scratching up the sofa
spraying the furniture has a new definition
its time for the meow meow mother fucker
wow he had kibbles and bits for dinner
When Martha complained of a sore pussy, she meant it !!
Here puppy, here boy, whose the good puppy, hold it,say cheese
Declaw this motherfucker
Fucking government
Fucking dog
Fucking red dot!
COOL CAT TONY MONTANA, WITH BIG MOUND OF COKE AND HIS LEEL FREN
Puss n' shoots
Mark Wahlberg's stunt double in 'Shooter'.
Hiding behind a kilo of blow went from a good idea to a great idea when Patches received return fire
A highly evolved way to mark your territory.
Who's pussy Now?
After the first night of Nermal's version of "Catch", Odie suddenly missed getting kicked off the table by Garfield.
If this is the better mousetrap... I DO NOT want to see the mouse...
P. F. Chang's had taken Puss-Puss' mother; It was payback time.
can you fear me meow!
i'm gonna take that crazy bitch out cause i heard she was gonna wax her pussy and i needs my fur.
i'm gonna take out your boyfriend cause i don't want to be raped and i heard him say he was gonna fuck your pussy till it bleeds.
i'm gonna take out your boyfriend cause i don't want to be cooked and i heard he's a pussy eater.
i'm gonna take out your boyfriend cause i know he don't like cats cause i heard him say your pussy stinks.