by Bryan , Thursday April 3, 2008
Ping-pong has made life at Funny or Die a lethal place to be.
Brad is undefeated in the office, and is being a total dick about it (to be fair, his serve is unrivaled and it has also turned him into an extrovert). It's not just him, though. It's made me start to use the phrases "suck it" and "Face!" I can't wait another minute for
Henchy , the true master of the ping and the pong, to return and avenge the whole effing thing. Can't we just play
this instead? I think I'd be really good at that game because I am incredibly articulate.
Our newest team member
Josh confessed to me just yesterday that he was a master gymnast from the ages of 2-12 and that he can still do back hand-springs. The last thing I need right now is a hot-shot back-flipper alongside someone who's in my face with the table tennis. Only one hard, mutha-f'ing piece of gangsta could make this all good...
Mr. Jack McBrayer. He's back. And,
his third installment couldn't come at a more appropriate time. It's really inspired me to take some action. I guess what I mean is, Ima 'bout to bus' sum shit up over at Brad's house.
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I want to play too! We should have virtual ping-pong on this site somewhere. Then we can all compete, play each other, and win prizes or something. Winner gets a featured video for a day. Hmm…maybe I should suggest this in the suggestion box!
(posted about 1 month ago)
If you need a ringer to bring down Brad or Henchy… give me a call. My time in the USATT has served me well.
(posted about 1 month ago)
hey you rittle bradree you no have rong memory huh. you no remember ping tom srow serve he teach you rots .now you ra master wots up wiff rat.
(posted about 1 month ago)
Look fact of the matter is that I’m the best ping-pong player ever, and I will tell everyone that to their face, unless Henchy is in the room, then I’ll just sulk quietly back into the shadows.
(posted about 1 month ago)
brad has been a real pain in the ass since day one. who is josh please?
(posted about 1 month ago)