Dave (phukuhp)'s Blog: DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR NOV. 3RD
O.K. CAPTIONERDS AND PEEPERS... SUPRISE US AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET YOUR... EEEEHH... IMAGINATIONS INTO THIS. CAP THAT THANG.
"TONYFAMOUS " HAS CHOSEN "KARIGRANT" AS THE WINNER FOR DAVES CAPTION CONTEST, NOV.2ND. SO WELCOME KARI AS OUR GUEST JUDGE FOR NOV.3RDS CONTEST, CONGRATULATIONS "KARIGRANT"... I LOVE THE LOOK ON THIS GALS FACE.
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Oh God! Don't Stop! Watch out for my bottle of coke in the cup holder!
Samsung was just curious if his son was well-hung.
Chinese lady gives birth to an adult male, the doctors came around to circumcise him but, he tried to escape back to the tunnel from which he came.
Chang was distraught when he realized that her snatch was much like those 'Chinese finger tricks' & he could not withdraw...
Brand new car: $500,000
Box of condoms: $5
time trying to convince her to have sex: 2 hours
getting caught in public using all three: PRICELESS
Dung-ho knew that his career as an Asian Michael Jackson impersonator would be over as soon as this photo leaked.
Akiko always knew that unprotected sex could kill you, but he never thought it would be at the hands of a twelve-year old's crazy, axe-wielding father.
But she order cream of sum yun guy!
With the overpopulation in Tokyo...This IS the Honeymoon Suite...Now Beat it!
NoHurts rent a car.
"Mum, I can't do this with you watching. When you have a grandchild, I'll let you know!"
Jim's doctor tells him he has aids at the worst possible moment
Yet another reason reason to use car fax!
The thing that bothers me here, is when the HELL are people going to start practicing safe sex!!!!! Damn it, use your seatbelts!!!!!!!!!
It seems the fuzzy dice weren't all that dangled in the car that night...
Unfortunately, Sue Yi believed his bumper sticker offering "Free Pelvic Exams."
Now, THAT's a Kodak moment.
ME NO LAUGH
ME NO JOKE
ME GO PEEPEE
WHEN I POKE
SHE THRUST BACK SO HARD HE GOT IMPALED BY THE STEERING WHEEL
Oh,we phukuhp!next time,we get hotel!haha
So this is why Percy, the stuffed Panda, committed suicide
OK that is one visual I could of done without for the day LOL
Premature Acceleration.
Tonight on Cheaters Tokyo....
"It's Godzilla!!!"
She's a post-op what?? Say again...
No...I eh, you don't understand...we just, eh, got really warm so we took our pants off, then i leaned over to grab my coke but I slipped and fell inside her...multiple times.
When the police came Dr. Ruth was still in the backseat barking lesbian kama sutra instruction
One night in Bangkok...not much between dispair and ectasy
From the photo you can clearly tell which one is married.
Archeologist finds 3,000-year old Hebrew text
OH NO ! dis da tird time dis month,are you guys forrowing me?
ME SO SCARED
ME SHIT BRICK
ME GRAB KLEENEX
WIPE OFF DICK
ME PUSH IN
SHE PUSH BACK
ME MISS TACO
BUT HIT BUTT CRACK
ME SO STUPID
ME SO DUMB
PLEASE FORGIVE
MY LOUSY PUN
Daisuke suffers from both extreme stage fright and performance anxiety.
Miyako wanted her 5 dolla back when he couldn't love her long, long time.
YEP, IT'S CONFIRMED, THEY DEFINITELY CAN'T DRIVE WORK A FUCK
WHERE THE HELL IS THE STEERING WHEEL??????
GOOK-EY POKEY
she order special,get one egg roll free!
One of the lesser known sports at the Beijing Olympics
Officer, Im just trying to get my bottle of coke back, youve seen the x-ray!
SUPLIES!!!!!
Hory shit! Godzirra's got the worst fucking timing EVER!
Japan's newest reality TV show: The Super Happy Fun Voyeurism Freak Out Shrinkage Hour.
halp! she has a penis and it's bigger than mine!
Hold on here come goody goody sauce
holy fuck! that's my wife. " hey crazy lady. stop raping me!!! "
when the other car smashed into their front end yoshi's date was rear ended.
holy shit! where did you get a photo of jackie chan fucking lucy lui!!! :-0
what the fuck! my asshole is on fire!!! you dumb fuck! wasabi doesn't make sex lubricant!
Crick!
ASIAN DRIVER'S ED.
"Oooh! I thawt this was girl! Girl no have beef on stick! Now he looka lika man!"
We practice safe sex,I get drunk and it don't get hard,how safe is that?
What's the problem?? My girl wanted to go down to the poles and celebrate erection day???
So What?! I'm checking the load capacity.
She really delivers the Sushi, too bad it comes with crabs on the side.