Air Marshals succeed in stopping another coke smuggler.

Is it a coke or a poopsee?

I don't know nuthin about birthin no bottles.

Giant double horned beetles have invaded the cocacola plant and are eating the bottles whole as evidenced in this night goggle video shot earlier tonite...

The slogan "Coke is shit" never really had the right RING to it !

See what can end sthuckuhp when you cross or go drinkin' with phukuhp !

Those Germans really like their kinky porn.

XXX-Rayted

holy crap! i get to pick again! thanks everybody. :-) this is a funny pick. i won't be around till late tomorrow so i hope to see a bunch of really good captions! :-D

You're such a tight ass. You really shouldn't bottle up all your emotions. It's just not healthy. You may want to see a Shrink or a Proctologist about that.

Upon seeing the x-ray, the surgeon said, "So that's where I left my soda I was drinking during that hip replacement."

this airport security photo shows a really dumb ass mule stopped at the gate for smuggling imported beer out of the country in his anus.

No, really doctor, it was sitting on the edge of the tub and I slipped and fell getting out. I'm not gay......Did anyone ever tell you, you've got gorgeous eyes?

And a new soft drink is born!

pedro won his million dollar lawsuit and pepsi was later forced to make the " please do not insert in anus " labels much bigger.

I thought Phukuhp said to insert a winning cap up my ass.

in this double blind study we learned that 4 out of 5 participants prefered pepsi, rather than coke bottles, shoved up their ass.

Pepsi develops a new treatment for loose bowels.

Has anyone noticed that the hip replacement isn't very good?

Page Dr.Pepper...He's gotta see this one !

ROOM 4 FRED...

Now shake yer ass a little and the Mentos should drop!

nope. this cool bottle is not soothing my hemorrhoids one bit. :-(

yay! only 5 more trips to the 7-11 and i'll have a sixpack!!! :-D

I knew I shouldn't have mouthed off to that biker about how only pussies drink Diet Coke.

When Phukuhp said "INSERT A WINNING CAP" he did'nt mean the bottle too!

Richard thought he had a great idea for how to lure the gerbil out, but it turns out that even syphilitic rodents who've gone days without water won't go near Mountain Dew.

I swear to God doc, I was just tryin to twist off the cap. The rest just got...exhumed.

Bob"The Human Vending Machine" could not figure out how to keep his product cold.

It's the REAL THING! ...NOT!

So! You were ALL Soooo busy looking at the strategically placed COKE, that you didn't notice my Right Hip replacement? And I never got a "get well" card!? It's like a stake in your mother's heart... you're killin' me. At least you could offer me a drink!

The new pop-douche!directions...shake bottle,un-cap,insert quickly,ahhhhhhhhhhhh

while shirley was under anestheic, the surgeon decided to goof off and play with the x ray machine...

It was an accident doc... No No really, I uhh Fell!! Yea, I fell right on the bottle. Honestly this is only the fourth time its ever happened!!!

Have you heard about the new Mountain Dew enemas? I saw it on Oprah.

Tommy never thought that he would fall for the old Coke up the ass trick. But alas he fell, he fell hard.

Thats one way to sneak a mixed drink into a concert, wow what some people will do to avoid those high priced vendors.

What's with the Coke Bottle? ...This is what I get for being the "Designated DRIVER?"

That was SOoooo funny that COKE came out my NOSE!

Dr. Pepper delivered Mr. Pibb's entire six pack safely and without much fizz.

She's lucky This time its only a healthy 32 oz. baby Diet Coke, Last time she delivered a SIX pack!!

UHH, NO THANKS, I PREFER CLASSIC COKE

THE NEW AD FOR BUNG COLA WAS A BIG HIT IN SAN FRANCISCO

Ever wonder how the give coke that wonderful colour??

Coke, the new improved treatment for chronic diarrhea.

I couldnt afford a proper butt plug....will this do?

Good job I didnt get the 2litre bottle that was on offer!!!!!

"THAT'S NICE" SAID THE GAY HOMO,"BUT DO HAVE SOMETHING IN A TWO-LITER"?

and then he sang, "you got the right stuff baby ah ha".

when coca cola approached paris hilton for a brand endorsement, it only took her a while to realize they didnt want her to have sex with it. "coke, when assholes wont shut the fuck up"

That's the last time I go to a party at Turnems' house.

Have a coke and a smile and shut the f*!k up!

i put in my buck... wheres my coke?

Brick Tamlands x-ray: After he pooped both the Hammer and the Cornish Game Hen, there was a large void in his life that needed to be filled!

Have a Coke and a smile!

First part of your dare is complete... Now all thats left is to play spin the bottle!

Is that the last winner of the phukuhp's caption contest?

Go PLUG yourself!!!!

Kinda how I'll feel If Obama wins

you think this is gross, you should see what he was doing when he broke his hip.

shop lifting just keeps getting harder.

It was a really long flight for Jimmy after he decided to smuggle some coke home.

To use Coca Cola as a spermicide, you have to take it out of the bottle first

Nice product placement.

Look close. There's a box of Jell-O Pudding Pops in there too !

He really phukuhp the vending machine guy when he found out he was giving his wife the "snack bar".

I want a Coke so bad I can taste it.

So.....that's how you get Coke Toe

If thats a diet coke, just take two mentos and call me in the morning.

At what point did this seem like a good idea?

Damnit that better have not been the last coke and where the hell is my zagnut bar?

I'm behind I know...but "98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer!"

Richard Gere's never going to hear the end of this one.

Coke adds life?