I was reading a news article the other day and I saw Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden’s names in the same sentence. I was the last person in the world to realize that if you take the names: Barack Obama and Joe Biden, they are only 2 letters from spelling the complete name of terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden. I became interested and decided to do more research and it turns out that the coincidence goes deeper.

After combining Obama and Bidens name its 2 letters away from spelling Bin Laden’s full name. The letters that are left over are J, O, B, A, R, C, K, and B. Re-arrange these letters and you get the term Kabcc Job, which of course is not a word. But what is a word is Blow Job, which is only 4 letters away. Is the Obama ticket hoping to use its power to enlist 5 year old girls into the porn industry? Its truly possible but let’s put that to the side for now and continue.

Well it’s also no secret that if you take the letters from the names Barack Obama and Joe Biden that we are now only 3 letters away from the word: Circus. Could the Obama camp be trying to use poor defenseless circus animals as bait for middle eastern terrorist smart bombs? Again, anything is possible but let’s focus here people.

Now, its common knowledge that the letters left over in Osama Bin Laden’s name after canceling out the letters from Obama and Bidens name are S and L. We know that S is the 19th letter of the alphabet, L the 12th. Now the 19th president was Rutherford B Hayes, the 12th was Zachary Taylor. Is it at all possible that the obama regime, if put in power could plan to use Zac Efron, Isaac Hayes and Jonathan Taylor Thomas as the US ambassadors to Israel for talks to increase America’s oil prices?? Sounds terrifying but again, we’ll never get through this if you people don’t focus, now come on.

Finally, as you and the rest of the world knows, if you write Biden’s full name as Joseph instead of Joe, the name Joseph is only 5 letters away from: "Raise sale prices on pharmaceuticals for senior citizens". Well it’s clear that we’ve lost each other on this one.

The only thing that I know is that Barack Obama is only 5 letters away from "A Great America" which is what we’ll have if we make the right choice at the polls this November.

Justin Zipprich
The Syndication

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