Nicol Paone's Blog: Joe "The Plumber" is a creep and a rapist!
Ok enough with the "Joe's" please. Joe "Six Pack" was enough, now we have to hear about Joe "The Plumber?" Really? He was introduced to us just yesterday and I am already sick of him. I HATE JOE "THE PLUMBER."
These "Joe's" are getting all the attention which makes me a little jealous because let's face it; it's not a very interesting name. NICOL without an E on the other hand is GENIUS! Ask yourself this, when have you ever met a NICOL without the E? I mean, I haven't met another Nicole in this world that spells it the way I do. The candidates should be speaking to me and the yonni's, the babar's, the anok's, the shimalaya's, the pears, peaches and apples of the world. Not the "Joe's." Joe "The Plumber" is only Joe "Six Pack" with a job. At night Joe "The Plumber" IS Joe "Six Pack." See below; 
What is that on the table? It looks like a tub of popcorn, some cigs, his cell phone and a bottle opener. Joe "The Plumber" drinks bottles, not the cans that Joe "Six Pack" does. And you know there is a bottle of Rolling Rock on the end table just out of frame, and end table I might add that matches everything else in the room. Grotesque, Joe "the Plumber" just grotesque.
And JOE "THE PLUMBER" IS THE ONE GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION RIGHT NOW? Joe "The Plumber" is a creep and more importantly a rapist. Is he who we want the next three weeks of this campaign to be geared to??? The creepy rapist?
4 reasons why Joe "The Plumber" is a creep and a rapist;
1) Joe "The Plumber" asked a question about taxes, yet has failed to pay his own and has a federal lien against him. CREEP.
2) Joe "THE PLUMBER" is all up in Obama's face on the campaign trail and said he isn't sure who he is voting for, yet isn't even registered to VOTE. Really Joe? In my book that makes you a CREEP.
3) Joe "The Plumber" said that Barack was "tap dancing better than Sammy Davis Jr" -- No, Joe "The CREEP," Barack was answering a complex question and if you understood the answer you would know that you will get a tax cut on your capital gains, you CREEP.
4) Joe "The Plumber" raped me, that makes him a rapist. Ok not really but if Barack Obama is a terrorist then Joe "The Plumber" is a rapist.
Do we really want to gear the campaign towards a creepy rapist?
What about Anis "The Techy" or Meryll "The Secretary who sends forwards all day?" Have we forgotten what and who's important?
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Another good one, Nicole.
I mean Nicol.
Hahahahhahahaa! Nicol, what kind a name is that!
It's not called rape if he was snaking the clog in your vagina.
Joe the plumber is NOT a licensed plumber, and owes $1,182.98 in back taxes to Ohio.
Joe the plumber Wurzelbacher is related to Charles Keating (of the Keating 5 Scandal). Keating's son-in-law Robert Wurzelbacher was a senior VP at American Continental
Uhmmmmm
Man oh man I hate when people say "Joe" when they are trying to say John Doe. That really irritates ME!
AND "Joe the Plumber is really named Sam. *see here http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/10/sam_the_plumber.php
My name is really Joe.
Signed
Joe
the peaches and apples of the world salute you, Nicol without an E!
Joe is totally not allowed in the Anne Frank room.
In his defense, raping is something that you really have to dedicate yourself to, especially if you're going to make it good for both you and your victim. He may have been too busy practicing to register to vote or be informed.
Are you sure he's not registered? Hadn't heard that one- I did hear he does not have a plumbing license.