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President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.' Cheney added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot Rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their @sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'
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That's pretty funny. You guys are still huge cocksuckers, though.
The memorial services would take over daytime television, and we'd have rioting in the streets.
I totally just send that in my mom in response to her sending me blonde email jokes for the past 5 years.
I've heard that joke about a thousand times with the clintons and gores.
I being one of them.
But whats that got to do with a monkey and a cork screw?
under estimating the amount of people who would be happy, by millions.
This on is a keeper.
I am definitely 1/56,000,000.
I don't know what's coming, but I can't wait for Nov. 5th.
Thanks for the fantastically funny joke :)
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