Big Game Hunters's Blog: Board Haikus
So... I got bored and wrote haikus... about board games.
Uh... Enjoy?
Life is a tower,
blocks pulled one by one.
Someone shouts, "Jenga!"
Almighty dollar.
shoes, dogs, boats... rat race! Not me...
I got free parking.
Greedy hippos eat.
Monstrous teeth gnashing, chomping.
Hey, that's my marble!
Cone shaped men, round heads,
Alike except for color.
Sorry! It's racist.
Diver jumps, cage falls,
Caught like a mouse in a trap.
The cheese is cardboard.
Soldiers know the key
To global domination:
Lock down Australia
I won at Scrabble
Antidisestablishment-
arianism
Your life? Meaningless,
Unless you can die in those
Millionaire estates.
Name all the muppets?
It really is a pursuit
of the trivial
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Thank you for your finest work yet, Erik.
I'm trying to say "thank you" with a haiku of my own, but I can't seem to format the line spacing. Pretend each dash is a new line, okay? just go with me: Shoots and Ladders tell - A lot about a person - I like to go down
I type here in awe - Haikus of such noble form - have nary been made.
Afternoon delights dont always have to be in the afternoon. - what is a haikus?
Very, very nice- as usual. Join Outernet.com
I didint read the words but I like the shape of the paragraphs.....bravo sir!
Normally, I don't like haikus, but I liked these from TheFatOne.
Very good haiku --- I never could write haiku --- So, now, I won't try. --- Turnems haiku are --- Japanese poems that are --- five seven and five. --- First line is five and --- second seven syllables, --- Third is five again
big fan of board games! -- my imaginary friends -- always let me win.
so very true