CLAY!'s Blog: Clay's New Intermittent Family Feud
Ok contestants, after that really long commercial/theraputic break we once again find ourselves answering the toxic truths of society. So down another shot and here goes my creative pen...
- This relative has visited you during sex?
- I once found a ____ on my ____?
- Can't be cured by antibiotics?
- Found in homeless shelters and Prague?
- The one thing I won't eat?
- This makes Amy4birds giggle?
- A lie you tell your friends during the holidays?
- One word adjective for last Friday?
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1. Great Uncle.
2. Great Uncle on my girlfriend.
3. H1AIDS.
4. The homeless.
5. Great Uncle.
6.
7. See ya next year cocksuckers.
8. Poontential.
1. my brother banged furiously on the door one time I was cheating with a girl in an upstairs bedroom at a party in high school. We didn't let him in.
2. "I once found a bustle on my hedgerow."
3. A broken heart :(
4. Puss-icles
5. marshmallows
6. I wish I knew because I would do it over & over
7. I'm almost done shopping
8. Forgettable
1. Aunt Flo
2. pubic hair on my can of Coke
3. antibiotica
4. People who can't spell Czechoslov...Czecke...
5. Myself
6. Bert doin' the pigeon
7. Happy/Merry/Joyous______
8. Eggtastic!
1. I do not accept visitors during sex.
2. wart/fuck you finger
3. Give a shititis
4. Checks
5. Beets
6. Picturing her mother having sex
7. Isn't this a great time of the year?
8. wet (HEHEHEHE)
1. Cousin, no wait, I was having sex with her.
2. Skeeter Peter
3. H1N1
4. Strippers on Meth
5. Sushi
6. Extremely well crafted jokes.
7. I'm buying.
8. FuckinSabres
1. Visited or participated? No comment on the latter…or the former.
2. Skittle, clit. (it was a good night)
3. Stupidity, unfortunately.
4. White Castles.
5. Beets…and placenta (because they look like giant beets).
6. Merkins, but you have to tickle them in the right spot.
7. "Of course I didn't re-gift yours last year, nor will I this one!"
8. Intoxicating.
This relative has visited you during sex? Uncle boner
I once found a ____ on my ____? tooth on my pizza
Can't be cured by antibiotics? swine flue
Found in homeless shelters and Prague? meatballs
The one thing I won't eat? penis any form
This makes Amy4birds giggle? cat failures
A lie you tell your friends during the holidays? I'm broke
One word adjective for last ... more >
1. The ghost of my dead wife
2. Pubic Hair on my Hotdog
3. A low I.Q.
4. Rats
5. Hotdogs
6. A feather being run over her naked body.
7. I'll miss you
8. Awful
1. Pumba the farting dog.
2. A Food stamp on my whack-a-mole
3. Probiotic created loose stools
4. Bed bugs and empty wine bottles
5. Bull's balls, unless pureed
6. A French Tickler
7. Really, I'm on a diet.
8. Good
1. E=MC2. Wait. What?
2. I once found a typo in MY favor on my satellite bill! No. Just kidding. Fuckers.
3. My diseased self-respect.
4. "Helpful" people - like the ones who ladle your food or work at a hostel and chain up the young, attractive guests so a rich Scandinavian man can use a chainsaw to disembowel them.
5. Sally Thomson. And if I have to tell her ... more >
01. This relative has visited you during sex?
***** Cousin Noodle-Dick.
02. I once found a ____ on my ____?
***** “ I once found a débutante on my tallywacker. ”
03. Can't be cured by antibiotics?
***** Scrotal-Odor.
04. Found in homeless shelters and Prague?
***** John Lennon-inspired graffiti.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lennon_Wall
05. The one thing... more >
1. My evil twin
2. rectum.......middle finger
3. love........but large quantities of alcohol
reduce the symptoms
4. homemade urine wine
5. Rosie O'Donnell
6. One of those boogers that flap
in and out when you breathe.
7. Jesus loves you.
8. Bootylicious