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After an uneventful hour of playing with myself I finally got tired ~ my fingers are already cramping and the breeze from the drafty door is already drying me up. I laid there semi-satisfied and in my head, I can hear the Owl singing in his small guitar, “Oh, pussy my love. What a beautiful pussy you are!” And that whispery singing lulled me to slumber.
I was in the middle of my R.E.M. sleep when my cellphone started playing my Japanese ringtone. Still with my eyes closed, I reached for the cellphone and answered, “Hey baby, I’m already asleep . . . I don’t want to have phone sex right now!”
The male voice answered, confused: “Wha-wha-what?”
I sat right up and looked at my cellphone, it’s a 317 area code, it’s not . . .
All I can say was “Oh, shit! I’m awake now . . .” The male voice on the line started to say: “I’m sorry to wake you up . . .” and continued to tell me that there is a Help Desk log that came in and I need to respond to it.
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HOLY SHIT!
You had me at "playing with myself."
May I suggest fingertip push ups to strengthen your fingers and fix draught excluders on your door it will not only stop you "Drying Up" but lower your heating bills.
Whoops! I hate when that happens.
Is this 'phone sex' game you refer to like chess? Is that why your fingers are tired??
And I'll bet JellyBean will be the only female to comment and admit playing the same chess game.
I hate having to respond to a log in the middle of the night!
BTW-Phone sex is best when your cell phones is set to vibrate!
Its time to get some good sex toys so you can rest those fingers tabu toys has a wide variety of good toys.They even have a toy called the mini tongue. I haven't tried that one yet but I hear good things.Not sure if its as good as the real thing.I'm big on oral stimulation (love to get my pussy ate).LOL.As far as dryness Astroglide is better (in my opinion t... more >
Also I know u was totally embarrassed but the guy probably got a kick out of it.
Did you tell them that you needed the help and maybe that log would be just the thing you'd respond to? I know what you mean, though, my wrists get so sore, it's like carpal tunnel syndrome., and I'm not a pleasure=pain type. Maybe jellybean should work on that shyness, come out of her shell a bit. Loosen up!
I'm just curious as to why the guy didn't get a little interested,after what you said to him.
What was taking an hour? I would have had it rapped up and completely forgotten about the phone sex by then!
Any blog starting with, "An uneventful hour of playing with myself" is well worth reading. I am surprised he didn't try to "star 69" you later
Geez, how many of your lovers must suffer from terminal TMJ?? (I'm showing off - I learned what that is just the other day.)
You said fingers..right?
being eventful is my specialty, haha
I'll send a you couple of double AA's, they can (coupled with the correct apparatus) do wonders for drowning out the annoying sound of a telephone - or a lame dude.
xoxo, cass