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Tom O'Brien's Blog: MAZURKY JAZZ FESTIVAL '08

 
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(Written in crayon by Melba Mazurky, Staff writer for the Mazurky Gazette):

  

 

M A Z U R K Y   J A Z Z   F E S T I V A L

A minute and 37 seconds after the last car left the Ingaddadavidafest parking lot the Mazurky Jazz Feztival Committee began setting up for this venue.  So it meant a lot to us.

 

The Festival was a semi-huge success.

 

Here's the line-up in the order they were thrown off the stage:

 

-The Electric Kazoo Olympic Bronze Medalists.

 

-Figleaf Newton.

 

 -Some guy named John playing spoons on a pig's ass.

 

-Scooby-doo and the Cartoon Jazz Plethora.

 

-Bill the Jazz Guy.

 

-Luke Warm's Atomic Jazz Fusion Melodrama All-star Jazz Ensemble.

 

-Ricolah Commercial Horn Blowers.

 

-Billyjoe Jimbob Georgeringo Mazurky.

 

-Jimmy Hendricks and his five-foot flame-throwing accordian and ice-cream-truck-notifier.


-Alowishes "Sonuvahbiscuiteater" Jones with the Magical Musical Mofo Mistresses.

 

-Orangatang Mike, Jezebel Mazurky, Floyd Ignatius" Crotchatorria, and the Chucklehead Quartet Band.

 

-The Mazurky Turkey Warblers.

 

-Joe.

 

Lineup disclaimer: the MazJazzFez is held every four years, along with the Leap Year BINGO Game and other Gottadime Production Events, so what was popular four years ago at the time of scheduling may not be so popular now.


2012 Mazurky Jazz Festival lineup to be announced sometime within the next four years.  As we say in the jazz world; see you then.






 

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The Mazurky Turkey Warblers were my favorite act- all 63 of them.

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I went to the wrong parking lot. AGAIN. Now I have to wait four more years.

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I will just selfishly announce/promote myself then – MPG Mazurky Bazurky ensemble cast to include Noelle, Kalala, and Amy4Birds – we are all practicing heavily and thanking the good gottadime for his well-allocated monetary support (MPG might need another loan due to misplaced/depleted funds)

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I missed Figleaf?? Fuck!

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my cousin is one of the magical musical mofo mistresses. ‘she’ introduced me to alowishes jones one afternoon at a ‘family’ barbecue last summer. apparently, he’s very sensitive about how he came to be know as ‘sonuvahbiscuiteater’. just for future reference…

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