WestSideSlant's Blog: WSS Caption Coalition - Weekend Edition
Happy Friday everyone! The results for the 10/7 contest are posted, and I'll tend to the 10/8 contest ASAP. As always, the fate of your weekend captions are in the hands of LucyLieu.
UPDATE: 10/8 contest results
This weekend, fun at the tables.
Here are the winners according to LucyLieu:
When I first saw the picture I wasn't too sure about the possibilities beyond blow job gags, but you hit the JACKPOT!
I had to abbreviate things because of time, but know that I gave all captions the full read & would encourage others to do the same. This was a good crop with too many to mention but I'll try.
Before we move to that though I'd like to present "Caption of the Week" Honors to ...
"I do parties, Mall-openings and smack." - owsla
WSSCC - 10/8/09
A little darker than some of the humor we've had here lately but the set-up & cynicism worked perfect for me. Cheer up owsla. You've won a crate of Sunny D.
Honorable Mentions:
"Courtney Love Does Vegas" - JoeLeeThree
"PULL THE HANDLE AND WIN A FREE HUMMER" - PU
"Be careful, you can really blow your whole wad here." - lizardladyfla
"They should be clear to say in the fine print if it's sigfried or roy." - overzet
"I'll wait until half price Thursday." - bigjas
"Wow! How does Criss Angel do that?!!!" - FissureFilms
"Dirty Midget, You been here
4 hour, you go now!!!" - MadAdam
Bronze:
"Know when to walk away and know when to run ..." - MacSpruce
Not much of a Gambler Mac? Worried that it might be Kenny himself giving them?
Silver:
"I thought we were going to Wally World dad"
"Shut up Rusty" - PhilMcCraken
The National Lampoon's Series is eternal greatness, so I couldn't help but laugh at this. Instantly made me think of the Original Vacation film line, "She's a pool waitress Russ."
Gold:
"Mike Farrell has really really hit rock bottom." - drwho
If you don't know who Mike Farrel is, it's probably not too funny. If you do, then you know that this is a clever "M*A*S*H" reference. Leave it to the doctor to sew this caption contest up.
The Winner is drwho
Viva Westside!
- LL
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drwho
"Mike Farrell has really really hit rock bottom."
UPDATE: 10/8 contest results
This weekend, fun at the tables.
Here are the winners according to LucyLieu:
When I first saw the picture I wasn't too sure about the possibilities beyond blow job gags, but you hit the JACKPOT!
I had to abbreviate things because of time, but know that I gave all captions the full read & would encourage others to do the same. This was a good crop with too many to mention but I'll try.
Before we move to that though I'd like to present "Caption of the Week" Honors to ...
"I do parties, Mall-openings and smack." - owsla
WSSCC - 10/8/09
A little darker than some of the humor we've had here lately but the set-up & cynicism worked perfect for me. Cheer up owsla. You've won a crate of Sunny D.
Honorable Mentions:
"Courtney Love Does Vegas" - JoeLeeThree
"PULL THE HANDLE AND WIN A FREE HUMMER" - PU
"Be careful, you can really blow your whole wad here." - lizardladyfla
"They should be clear to say in the fine print if it's sigfried or roy." - overzet
"I'll wait until half price Thursday." - bigjas
"Wow! How does Criss Angel do that?!!!" - FissureFilms
"Dirty Midget, You been here
4 hour, you go now!!!" - MadAdam
Bronze:
"Know when to walk away and know when to run ..." - MacSpruce
Not much of a Gambler Mac? Worried that it might be Kenny himself giving them?
Silver:
"I thought we were going to Wally World dad"
"Shut up Rusty" - PhilMcCraken
The National Lampoon's Series is eternal greatness, so I couldn't help but laugh at this. Instantly made me think of the Original Vacation film line, "She's a pool waitress Russ."
Gold:
"Mike Farrell has really really hit rock bottom." - drwho
If you don't know who Mike Farrel is, it's probably not too funny. If you do, then you know that this is a clever "M*A*S*H" reference. Leave it to the doctor to sew this caption contest up.
The Winner is drwho
Viva Westside!
- LL
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drwho
"Mike Farrell has really really hit rock bottom."
Comments (110)
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yeahhhh, double down...
I'm all in
it's the Blue Hair Special
How much for the Bear?
Mike Farrell has really really hit rock bottom.
Nice! How much for the Bear?
naw... im comped here
you wanna give me a bj its going to cost you at least 20.
The sword swallowers need to moonlight at Circus Circus.
for extra dollar feefty, you get Craps.
Times are tough indeed in Vegas.
How the hell did you lose $4,322 at the casino?
But no kissing!
Herpes included.
Self esteem not included.
Happy ending $100
"Courtney Love Does Vegas"
Yeah right, and the 2.99 steak and eggs are delicious.
They should be clear to say in the fine print if it's sigfried or roy.
What happens in vegas stays in vegas.... except herpes that shit will come back with you.
This is how they get you! It always starts with JUST a 2 dollar BJ....
The loosest sluts in town, right there.
"...OK, OK, but no 'boom boom' soul brotha...too beaucoup."
Personally, I'd rather pay $3 bucks and get the peanut butter.
How much for the little girl?
I fold...no seriously I have to fold it because it's pretty big
In that case, I wanna play no limit hold em'
We just came from my daughter's birthday party do you accept
Chuck E Cheese tokens?
good...as long as there is no P involved
whats blown in Vegas... stays in vegas.
BJ REPORT TO COLONEL POTTER AT ONCE...
Mom! Can I have a couple of bucks for Kandie?
I LOVE THOSE OFF STRIP CASINOS...
YEAH THATS CHEAP, BUT I HAVE A COUPLE OF COUPONS AT THE BELLAGIO.
YEAH, BUT HOWS THEIR BUFFET?
for 2 bucks do I get to poker face too?
I REALLY ENJOY REHAB AT THE HOUSE OF BLUE BALLS...
HUMP DAY SPECIAL
FROM THE LOOKS OF THAT PINK AND GOLD MARQUEE I HOPE ITS NOT A GAY BJ
PULL THE HANDLE AND WIN A FREE HUMMER
MOM... PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE...
HIT ME... OH HELL I BUSTED
I ALWAYS PLAY THE COME...
Thats not on sale,thats their everyday low price!
It's a progressive jackpot.
Fuck that, they have progressive blumpkins off the strip...
Government subsidized BJ's: because our balls need a bailout too.
Hey my Craig's List ad says exactly the same thing.
Looks like Whitney Houston's got her own show in Vegas now...
Walmart takes over the sex trade.
High rollers and low blows ...
"Yes operator, I need the number for Southwest Airlines please..."
… V.D. FREE !!!
Tipping encouraged.
… Now with chancres !!!
Performed by All-Toothless Hoboes !!! ( former Cirque du Soleil cast-members. ).
… Anal Free !!!
Know when to walk away and know when to run ...
Vowels are an extra 50 cents
Still waiting in that price check on the Bear. I'll pay twice as much as drwho.
"I thought we were going to Wally World dad"
"Shut up Rusty"
Try our Brief Jerky
She's got the jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack
Play with a stiff hand and you'll bust on a face card.
Who would want to buy a Brazillian Jockstrap for $2?
The local prostitutes panicked when they saw this billboard and started charging $1.99.
We got the loosest slits in Vegas.
Now I know what my Slantasy running backs are doing when they are failing to score me points.
Be careful,you can really blow your whole wad here.
Do they have any specials for ladies night ? if not,that's not fair.
If you play your cards right I'll do it for free,just buy me dinner and throw in some champagne.
I'll wait until half price Thursday
I find these prices hard to swallow
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
When the Chips Are Down,go for it !
Heads or tails ?...........you win !
I hope it's not $2 an inch i've only got $20 on me
Just blow on the dice,you know.........for good luck.
I'm going to Ballys,they offer $2.00 liquors.
But they don't tell you that the giver is some dude named Boris.
"Does that include the free buffet?"
For an extra dollar, she'll take out her teeth.
$2 to see Billy Joel....I'm going.
"Hey, honey? I'm so sorry I called your slot machine addiction pathetic and divorce-worthy. Can I borrow 8 of those quarters so I can try to understand the bliss you experience when you release your lever?"
*All you can eat crabs included.
Damn, usually getting fucked at the casino costs me at least 7, 8 hundred bucks
Only one thing worse than waiting two hours in a queue to find it's your mom serving and that is it's your dad
Quickest way to blow your wad.
This must be where Bette Midler's performing.
Wow! How does Criss Angel do that?!!!
Just be careful when you say, "hit me."
Chokers wild !
That place is spewing more than the fountains at the Bellagio
What happens in Vegas washes down a drain somewhere and eventually flows back into the Colorado River.
What happens in Vegas
gets swallowed in Vegas
Dirty Midget, You been here
4 hour, you go now!!!
I still have my coin collection, but my
two dollar bill collection is history.
Results for the 10/8 contest are posted.
http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/30207
B.J. $2.....Getting your pants back, 200$
I've only got a dollar Ma'am, can I get a half a B.J.?,
preferably, the second half?
good thing I brought my lucky balls
I am Canadian.
I've got a pocket full of toonies!
And I plan to blow it all!
B.J THomas for two dollars. Now that's a deal!
Slots and sluts. Priceless!
Screw the fountians, there's an even better deal at the Bellagi-blow.
$20 hummer charge
Bright light city gonna set my junk
Gonna set my junk on fire
well, I hadn't planned on gambling with my bald-headed yogurt slinger, but I'm. On. Vacation.
"Okay Mr. Know-it-all, where's the $1.49 BlowJoborgata Casino you keep yammering about? "
next screen: "...in the shitty alley behind the Casino. In here, add a few zeroes."