WestSideSlant's Blog: WSS Caption Coalition - 10/7/09
Good evening everyone. Please excuse the absence of a new contest yesterday. That was the first weekday I've missed posting a new contest in at least six months. Truth be told, I was in an extremely foul mood yesterday and just didn't feel like contributing. Sometimes, flopping on the couch and soaking up some shitty daytime TV programming is the perfect elixir.
We're all caught up on contest results, click here to scroll through them.
Tonight, fun with crime scene investigations.
Here are the winners.
"Way too much DNA to go through, just look for the one with a tiny prick in it." - lizardladyfla
"Let's blow this crime scene." - stro32
"THE PARTY WAS ALL ASSHOLES & ELBOWS" - WILLIBOY
Bronze:
"Roman Polanski’s new version of “Blow Up.” - theDIRTYmidget
Silver:
"Nice work, Mr. Holmes, but how did you eliminate stabbing?" - snyetha
Gold:
"Tonight on P.S.I. Miami..." - studio246
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studio246
"Tonight on P.S.I. Miami..."
We're all caught up on contest results, click here to scroll through them.
Tonight, fun with crime scene investigations.
Here are the winners.
"Way too much DNA to go through, just look for the one with a tiny prick in it." - lizardladyfla
"Let's blow this crime scene." - stro32
"THE PARTY WAS ALL ASSHOLES & ELBOWS" - WILLIBOY
Bronze:
"Roman Polanski’s new version of “Blow Up.” - theDIRTYmidget
Silver:
"Nice work, Mr. Holmes, but how did you eliminate stabbing?" - snyetha
Gold:
"Tonight on P.S.I. Miami..." - studio246
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studio246
"Tonight on P.S.I. Miami..."
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That guy over there looks like he's having an asthma attack,he did it !
Way too much DNA to go through,just look for the one with a tiny prick in it.
It wasn't long before this story leaked out.
This is awful,who did this ?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
This is gruesome Grissom,we have to sort through so much jism.
Detectives state there is obviously much more to this story.
The only crime committed was that the porn shop didn't use a recycling bin.
The new "Criminal Minds" case is in Akron, OH at TDM's abode.
Good riddance! Sorority girls are so plastic.
No wait, they went to Denver to Overzet's Sex Robot Emporium.
The sick thing is that the guy in the green shirt is sporting wood.
Hey they found my Slantasy running backs!
Detective, they all must have been tortured first. You can see their mouths shaped as if they were screaming.
The blowup stewardesses were a failure in "Airplane"
Even the redhead is a bottle redhead. That's just wrong.
Thank goodness the winds not blowing or we'd have a fucking mess on our hands.
Looks like the Polish serial killer tried to dump the bodies up stream from the dam while the water was high.
In Hedonism II, the crime is treason.
"I've never seen so much sex paraphernalia. I want this scene dusted for Prince."
Mass grave diggers have gotten lazy since the death of Slobodan Milosevic.
Just cancel Monk already.
"It wasn't me... I've got an air-tight alibi..."
Nice work, Mr. Holmes, but how did you eliminate stabbing?
Not the worst strip joint I've ever been to.
"Tonight on P.S.I. Miami..."
Don't worry, Andrew McCarthy died a happy man.
Oh...the inhumanity.
Police poked many holes in the Prime Suspects story
With an overwhelming cache of evidence the case was blown wide open
The DA's plea bargin for his client seemed like a bum deal
I was worried they'd find my secret doll collection.
yes, actually they are environmentally overly-friendly
wow! when grandpa said he was going out back to use a rubber, he wasn't kidding!
“ Wow, it looks like my waterbed* sprang a leak.
Hey, what are all you ‘Criminal Minds: Akron, OH’
dudes doing here ? ”
( … predicated on the idea that I have a waterbed filled with blow-up fuck-dolls. )
He readies himself for his favorite Autumn tradition:
Jumping into a pile of discarded, semen-encrusted fuck-dolls.
Roman Polanski’s new version of “Blow Up.”
What we have here is an orgy of evidence.
“ Wow, there sure are a lot of blow-up fuck-dolls
in the dumpster behind my building.
Hey, what are all you ‘Criminal Minds: Akron, OH’ dudes doing here ? ”
"MOOOOVE ALONG, nothin' ta see here, folks...except all those naked pleasure-giving air filled ladies, o' course."
"Sergeant, put this evidence in my trunk. I'll be needing about 72 hours of private & confidential analysis at my Red Roof Inn headquarters. Don't bother calling or knocking, I'll be too busy boldly thrusting forth toward a climax of truth."
Senator, the community board has voted, & we're going to have to activate the "Build A Shed For That Shit" clause
Let's blow this crime scene.
Actually, they're not too expensive to buy in
bulk if you can find them "Holesale".
Captain, you better get down here right now,
we've got a real fuckin mess on our hands.
In Russia, inflatable doll fucks you!
O.K., O.K., People, Move along, there's nothing to see here,
well, actually there's some uncredibly bizarre, sick shit to see here but move along anyway.
Look Ma, they're sellin' funnel cakes and corn dogs over there,
can we have some, huh, can we, can we?
We think there may be someone alive under there,
Sgt. Baker's on his way now with the Cock Sniffing Rescue Dog.
I want to say one word to you, just one word.
Yes sir.
Are you listening?
Yes, I am.
Plastics!
How do you mean that, sir?
The real reason Dizzy Gillespies cheeks puffed out.
Step Right Up! Step Right Up! If you can toss the
cock ring onto the Red Dildo you win the Large Prize!
Three tries for a dollar!!
never fill blow up dolls with Helium
By the surprised look on their faces they were taken from behind
When blowing up a "love" doll make sure it's a woman, and thats an air nozzle your blowing in
One of the few things you use empty and throw away full
Next year I'll check the sex offender database in the area before I set up my Toys For Tots collection bin.
NEXT
OHHHHH SHIT... I HAVEN'T HAD A FLASHBACK FOR YEAR.
THIS WOULD HAVE MADE GUINESS IF THEY HAD A PHONE BOOTH.
"BRING OUT YOUR DEEEEAAAD..."
MY GOSH THE SMOKING SECTIONS ARE GETTING SMALL.
(( GUY IN GREEN )) IS THAT MY SISTER???
PREJUDICE IS A TERRIBLE THING.
"Listen to me Ben, The word was Plastics. Not Plastic Whores."
Yet another example of our ignorant, ever-increasing carbon footprint: The new Chick Disposables were eventually recalled... and resold to the American public as America's Next Pop Model.
Trying to break the Group Twister Guinness record, these poor unfortunate folks have just stumbled into the Twilight Zone.
You should see the front yard: A furry mob of pining, agitated cats. Yes, Vernon had peculiar notions about the concept of impermanence.
Bachelor Party Massacre
Semanemone
Lot #113 at the Bernie Madoff Asset Recovery Auction.
Honest Officer, I'm an Art Major, there for
a modern Edvard Munch interpretation.
Seat Fillers for the Adult Entertainment Industry Awards Show.
This one time at virgin camp...
Friends don't let friends use their apartment for the weekend.
The exhibit at the Art Museum was closed due to inflation.
John (in green shirt) realized his girlfriend was in there.
While the guys are watching football, the girls decide to check for leaks.
Cast conflict at an Old Navy commerical shoot.
THE PARTY WAS ALL ASSHOLES & ELBOWS
You know some kid is crying ,his balloon is flying over the city right now........I see it.
CLUSTERFUCK
TWISTER GONE BAD
HUGH HEFNERS TROPHY ROOM
JEFFREY DAHMERS SMORGASBORD
Did anyone see who compromised my crime scene?!! I did. He ran that way shouting "Westsideslant strikes again!" and he was laughing hysterically.
"How much for the little girls?"
IT STARTED OUT AS 3 MONKEYS TRYING TO FUCK A FOOTBALL