Bring out the big tape
We might have a winner here
The seams are holding

Ba-donk-a-donk butt
Goes right to the balance board
Burns the other cheek

Approach with caution
she'll see what she weighs and cry
so just dont butt in

Weigh your decision
because the scale does not lie
join a gym instead

Is this defective?
It smells like somethings burning.
Oh wait, inner thighs.

Tyra Banks is pissed
she's going to prove them wrong
Kiss her big fat ass !!

Einstein said, the mass
of an ass times the width is
Holy crap....THIS BIG!!!!!

STAND ON CAMERA
VIEW YOUR VAGINA ON SCREEN
LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT

Wii helps you lose weight
One question, how did we fit
in those pants today?

This game's not for you
But I bet you'll score high on
Wii Liposuction

Three Seventy Five?!
Hooray I got a great score
No that is your weight

I love this new Wii
But why is the board all wet?
It's crying from shame

Reinforced steel beams
Solid Titanium feet
Behold the Wii Fat

WOOOO!!! DAMMMNNN!!! DEAR LAWWDDYY!!!
Where da Wii sofa at guuurrel?!
Sista don't play dat!!

Wii bowling is great.
Especially when you're shaped
like the bowling ball.

She had dumps like a
Truck, truck, truck , thighs like what, what...
LET ME SEE THAT THONGGGGG

My brother thinks girls
With big asses like anal
He's got flawed logic

My skin is prickling
Do I look like a werewolf?
I see a full moon

Climb on board wii fit
I can also speak your weight
One at a time please

I do like big butts
This i can't deny to you
Yes she is well fit

PLAY WII "MAMOGRAM"
DON'T LET DOCTOR CHECK YOUR TITS
HIDE THEM IN YOUR PANTS

Bob's double-wide wife
Who tipped the trailer over
Has nice love handles