Things found floating in the beer foam...: News From A Government
The tourism board for the Kingdom of Kennny G. has realeased this year's official slogan:
"27 - It can't possibly suck as bad as 26... Right... Unless we lose a limb or something... Great... We're losin a damned limb now... Nice."
All residents are advised to keep me away from all wood chippers, chainsaws, and sharp sporks until next October 5th.
Since Turnems no longer seems to do his Birthday Forum Posts, and since I feel the need to be a whiney little attention whore... (wait... Whores make money... Attention SLUT... Yeah, that's the ticket.)... I felt the need to write a Happy Birthday meassage to.... Me! :-)
Just clowning everybody... Althought today, October 5th, is indeed my Birthday. So, I'm asking you all to do me a special favor today, and go do something fun today, and dedicate it to me. (If you happen yourself to enjoy the activity you partake in, that is simply a matter of coincidence... Unless it's your birthday too... Which in that case, Happy Birthday!)
PAAARRRRTAY!!!!
Now... Who has a cake? I'm hungry. :-)
-Kenny G.
"27 - It can't possibly suck as bad as 26... Right... Unless we lose a limb or something... Great... We're losin a damned limb now... Nice."
All residents are advised to keep me away from all wood chippers, chainsaws, and sharp sporks until next October 5th.
Since Turnems no longer seems to do his Birthday Forum Posts, and since I feel the need to be a whiney little attention whore... (wait... Whores make money... Attention SLUT... Yeah, that's the ticket.)... I felt the need to write a Happy Birthday meassage to.... Me! :-)
Just clowning everybody... Althought today, October 5th, is indeed my Birthday. So, I'm asking you all to do me a special favor today, and go do something fun today, and dedicate it to me. (If you happen yourself to enjoy the activity you partake in, that is simply a matter of coincidence... Unless it's your birthday too... Which in that case, Happy Birthday!)
PAAARRRRTAY!!!!
Now... Who has a cake? I'm hungry. :-)
-Kenny G.
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I hugged a random stranger for you. It was fun. Especially when he asked for my phone number and I gave him yours. You can't say I didn't get you anything.
Happy Birthday ;)
My dog dedicates licking his balls to Kenny G! Happy BIRTHDAY!!!
I want you to imagine the voice of that creepy killer in Silence of the Lambs. He's breathing heavily and his mouth is pressed against the receiver. Can you hear it? Now imagine him wishing you, "Happy Birthday, Kenny."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
My b-day present to you is a piece of loving advice: Go for the left arm. You need your legs to walk with, and your right hand to write, eat, and spank it.
The other day I was bitching and whining to my 81-year-old mother about how I hate being 48. I told her I wish I could have frozen time back when I was a hot, young 30-year-old. Then I said, "Thirty was go... more >
Happy Birthday :)
GLAD TO SEE YOU RETURN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....BY THE WAY, 27 DON'T SUCK......50 SUCKS
I WILL GIVE IT UP TO MY GIRLFRIEND IN YOUR HONOR TONITE.
Happy Birthday! Celebrate the hell out of it!
Pumba says, "Ruff! Ruff!" I don't speak dog, but I'm sure his message is positive one.
Keep yer stick on the ice!
Jimbo
Happy Birthday! I will dedicate a delicious beer for you tonight.
Ummm, I'm probably gonna masturbate later, but I don't really wanna dedicate that to you. It's just wierd. How bout if I eat an Oreo cookie for you?
Best of the day to ya! :)
sorry i missed your birthday! but to make up for it, i'm gonna randomly hug mpg...for you...not for me...but i'll have fun...for you...not me...ok, for me...and alittle for her ;)
nice hat
Belated BD, man.
Think I partied 10/5 anyway and I had fun- so what ever I did, I dedicate to you. Especially at my sentencing in November.
Sorry I missed your birthday but I was sick in your honor and got to be pampered which is fun I guess. I hope you got the positive energy from everyone that day & always.