WestSideSlant's Blog: WSS Caption Coalition - Weekend Edition
Happy Friday everyone! The results for the 9/30 contest are posted. I'll get the 10/1 results posted a little bit later tonight. Check back later for an update. As always, the Weekend Edition will be presided over by LucyLieu.
UPDATE: 10/1 results
Pick to click: A Rainbow Rants from Sonny Guzman. I love the delivery.
This weekend, fun with Sharpies.
Here are the winners according to LucyLieu:
Well gang you tagged these little angels with your sharp wit & your devilish bits. Seems some people are questioning what's right & wrong to caption again. I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Write whatever YOU WANT ! That being said, use your own brain to censor yourself, NOT OTHERS ! When I write anything, I do not submit it if it makes me feel uncomfortable in any way. If it makes any one else feel bad or uncomfortable, TOUGH SHIT !
If I have to hear any more girlish whining about what is fair game, moral, ethical about comedy on this site, I will proceed to label all offenders as seen in photograph.
Moving along...
I'd like to present "Caption of the Week" honors to...
"stop it... leave him alone. i love him..." - phukuhp
"I instantly heard this caption in the voice of a bratty, whiny, fifteen year-old girl...and I'm still laughing. Nice job Dave." - Excerpt from WSSCC9/28/09.
I personally felt the same way. It was a perfect fit for the woman's expression when heard in the teen voice. AWESOME JOB PU !
Honorable Mentions:
"It’s a good thing the pen is mightier." - jams3kds
"A night to re-member." - FissureFilms
Doubt she will if it was a black out.
"The hard part is going to be sticking her to the fridge." - snyetha
No worries. I'm sure the girls brought Super Glue for the occasion.
"In a rare literary move, Cassie's friends finish her autobiography." - Sinsedative
I'm pretty sure that is Donald Trump's autobiography, adding plagiarism to their list of misdeeds.
"Sean Penned" - Gerhardguffaw
Echos the popular opinion of Sean Penn today. No matter, he'll always be Spicoli to me DUDE !!!
A scene starring Draco Malfoys sister from "Harry Potter and the Cock Hungry Bitches of Hogwarts".
- MadAdam
This one was a nonsensical stretch unless you see the evil resemblance MadAdam points out. I do, so it works a little magic. Five points for MadAdam & the "Girls of Griffinwhore".
Bronze:
"Dry erase broad." - bubbalicious
Bubba you've turned in smart A++ material again. As a result I've come to expect nothing less from you. If I based things purely on intelligence, I'd have to give you this one. Fact of the matter is, I only base my verdicts on what makes me laugh out loud longest with some relevance to the picture. I gauged you as #3 on the laugh list this time, but you're always a Champ on my score card bubs.
Silver:
"Yeah, me and my gang go around and tag bitches that are smarter than us. our fingers are TIREDDDDDD!!!!" - 17cookies
One of a few people who decided to slam the mean girls. Well done. There was one who did it just a little better though. Good to see you back in the mix 17C.
Gold:
"Hey, Amber... are there 2 Ls in 'cockaholic?"" - studio246
This caption works almost the same as the Silver but thought it was better because of the addition of the classic mean girl name "Amber". I felt it also portrayed the girls as being even dumber than 17C suggests if that's possible. For what it's worth I laughed out loud pretty hard at both, but someone had to win so that's how I decided.
The Winner is Studio246
Don't like it ? Tough Cookies !
LL
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studio246
"Hey, Amber... are there 2 Ls in 'cockaholic?""
UPDATE: 10/1 results
Pick to click: A Rainbow Rants from Sonny Guzman. I love the delivery.
This weekend, fun with Sharpies.
Here are the winners according to LucyLieu:
Well gang you tagged these little angels with your sharp wit & your devilish bits. Seems some people are questioning what's right & wrong to caption again. I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Write whatever YOU WANT ! That being said, use your own brain to censor yourself, NOT OTHERS ! When I write anything, I do not submit it if it makes me feel uncomfortable in any way. If it makes any one else feel bad or uncomfortable, TOUGH SHIT !
If I have to hear any more girlish whining about what is fair game, moral, ethical about comedy on this site, I will proceed to label all offenders as seen in photograph.
Moving along...
I'd like to present "Caption of the Week" honors to...
"stop it... leave him alone. i love him..." - phukuhp
"I instantly heard this caption in the voice of a bratty, whiny, fifteen year-old girl...and I'm still laughing. Nice job Dave." - Excerpt from WSSCC9/28/09.
I personally felt the same way. It was a perfect fit for the woman's expression when heard in the teen voice. AWESOME JOB PU !
Honorable Mentions:
"It’s a good thing the pen is mightier." - jams3kds
"A night to re-member." - FissureFilms
Doubt she will if it was a black out.
"The hard part is going to be sticking her to the fridge." - snyetha
No worries. I'm sure the girls brought Super Glue for the occasion.
"In a rare literary move, Cassie's friends finish her autobiography." - Sinsedative
I'm pretty sure that is Donald Trump's autobiography, adding plagiarism to their list of misdeeds.
"Sean Penned" - Gerhardguffaw
Echos the popular opinion of Sean Penn today. No matter, he'll always be Spicoli to me DUDE !!!
A scene starring Draco Malfoys sister from "Harry Potter and the Cock Hungry Bitches of Hogwarts".
- MadAdam
This one was a nonsensical stretch unless you see the evil resemblance MadAdam points out. I do, so it works a little magic. Five points for MadAdam & the "Girls of Griffinwhore".
Bronze:
"Dry erase broad." - bubbalicious
Bubba you've turned in smart A++ material again. As a result I've come to expect nothing less from you. If I based things purely on intelligence, I'd have to give you this one. Fact of the matter is, I only base my verdicts on what makes me laugh out loud longest with some relevance to the picture. I gauged you as #3 on the laugh list this time, but you're always a Champ on my score card bubs.
Silver:
"Yeah, me and my gang go around and tag bitches that are smarter than us. our fingers are TIREDDDDDD!!!!" - 17cookies
One of a few people who decided to slam the mean girls. Well done. There was one who did it just a little better though. Good to see you back in the mix 17C.
Gold:
"Hey, Amber... are there 2 Ls in 'cockaholic?"" - studio246
This caption works almost the same as the Silver but thought it was better because of the addition of the classic mean girl name "Amber". I felt it also portrayed the girls as being even dumber than 17C suggests if that's possible. For what it's worth I laughed out loud pretty hard at both, but someone had to win so that's how I decided.
The Winner is Studio246
Don't like it ? Tough Cookies !
LL
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studio246
"Hey, Amber... are there 2 Ls in 'cockaholic?""
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"What do you mean you got cock dick penises all over you at the party?"
Look at the perpetrator, all smug; I hope somebody Pees on her - oh, someone already did. Good.
Do Not Fuck with a Tri Delt!
Graffiti tattoos are all the rage of the incoherent.
Schreiben der Schwanz! Schreiben der Schwanz!...Danka.
This is what happens when you're the ugly cheerleader.
A night to re-member
Best... Tattoos.... Ever.
With friends like these, who needs enemas?
What are you lookin' at?
This is what happens to a lesbian who waffles on her team choice.
It's amazing, they pull the same prank in prison, only problem is there's two guys to a cell...
i love the pain of being inked...
i often wonder why so many women love tattoos
what happens at teenage parties... dosent stay at teenage parties
lips that drink likker, will never touch mine.
yeah... of course it comes off with soap and water... i think.
and this is the full equation for the law of relativity...
screw her, she tried to steal my boyfriend.
who are you calling "bitch"?
Wake me when the blonde starts making out with someone...
what happens when the debbies find a sleeping valley child...
"Hey, Amber... are there 2 Ls in 'cockaholic?""
fond memories of spring breaks past.
It looks cruel, but they're actually helping her cheat for her "Synonyms for Penis" test.
I think I've been slapped by that chick.
NEXT LETS POUR CARBOLIC ACID ALL OVER HER... YEAH.
DOUBLE PIT TO A CHESTY.
HEY, DONT JUDGE ME.
WHO FARTED?
THEY ARE ELEPHANT SCREWING A CAT ROUGH ON HER.
YOU ARE THE ONE TO BE SHAMED.
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO GRAFFITI, SALUTE YOU.
AINT NO WOMAN LIKE A GOOD LOVIN WOMAN.
DONT PISS OFF A HARPY WITH A SHARPIE....
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR WAGES AND YOUR PENIS?
THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF WOMEN THAT WILL BLOW YOUR WAGES...
fun with diabetic coma patients.
Anything you catch from her will most likely be permanent
The fact that he is gay is written all over his face
It’s a good thing the pen is mightier
It’s sad when you can’t afford a yearbook
Crown Royal…please drink responsibly
The Felcher twins are some heartless bitches
She always makes that same face in every picture
I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT IS ON THEIR MINDS.
WHAT WOULD FREUD DO?
She must really love penis! Daaamn!!!
This only thing Jenny loved more than cock was Sharpies, so...
I'm going to be a bathroom stall for Halloween.
The blue wristband say's "Live Strong, Love Cock".
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE"!!!!!!
A scene starring Draco Malfoys sister from "Harry Potter and the Cock Hungry Bitches of Hogwarts".
Warning: Be on the lookout for an autograph. It may be inked and pissed.
Sean Penned
Dry erase broad
"God Mom, could you just trust me for ONCE, I told you I was studying in the library all night...what do you mean, go look in the mirror?"
Scarily enough when they removed her underwear to write penis they actually found one
Despite all the felt tips, no tip felt ...
What do you expect from a Graphic Arts College party?
Forensic students failed the chalk outline test.
She later awakened to the sound of a rooster crowing what sounded to her like "a-cock-or-two-will-do!"
The Duh-Vinci Code.
You must follow the symbols, Robert Langdon.
Rudolph, the passed out drunk slut!
I'm sorry Briana, I can't accept this as your "creative writing " assignment. It's wonderful and all, but it's supposed to be written in #2 pencil.
Roofies ain't just for getting laid, Bitch!
Flunking art school made Cindy a very angry girl.
It's what attracted Bill to Hilary in the first place!
"Tatooing For Dummies" Page 16
In a rare literary move, Cassie's friends finish her autobiography.
Before the planned rape, the girls decided to erase any doubt of Amy's sluttiness...
She woke up confused about the relationship between pens and roosters.
Angela smirked at the camera, obviously proud of her ability to spell various words describing male genitalia.
Lindsay was proud, proud that she was able to finish the coloring without the normally provided numbers to guide her..
Afterwards, contrary to prior documentation of her sexual orientation, the girls proceeded to engage in lesbian sex with her..
Sweet Dreams are made of these...
At 17 years old,young Ray Bradbury woke on Sunday morning with an idea for a new book.
Congrats partygoers, you just started a chain of events that's going to culminate in a glorious Carrie-esque telepathic murder spree of all of you. When the movie comes out, I am going to laugh.
The writing on his actual penis says: "Welcome to Disneyland, have a great day!"
Yeah, me and my gang go around and tag bitches that are smarter than us. our fingers are TIREDDDDDD!!!!
It's more Magic Marker than Magnum Opus
Yeah,Iknow the type.She was the lead cheerleader in High school,and still runs the reunions.Bitch !!.......
Casey Anthony used to be blonde?
The hard part is going to be sticking her to the fridge.