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I owe them both toThe most fantastic productMiller Lite Tit Gro!
hey big boobie galbet you just got those todayback pain tomorrow
The same thing happenswith my penis. *sigh* No, I lied.But I wish it did.
The waitress is niceWas trying to give up beerI'll take two large jugs
Silicon makes me Blissfully unaware that I am being groped
This girl will appearWhen I crack open a beer? Hey - It's Miller Time!
Latex filled PlaytexVolumptuous and so firmSo touchy feely
touch lite, touch tenderthere's enough to go aroundim in extacy
Mammograms ain't cheapThere must be a better wayPublic health option
She advertisesand gives out free samples toogood plastic surgeon
SHE STUFFS WITH TISSUE THATS WHY THESE CHICKS ARE WIPING THEIR BOOGERS ON HER
OK TO LOOK AT EVEN BETTER TO TOUCH THEM BEST TO SLOBBER ON
Ron Burgundy knewa gal from San Diegoher name?...Tits Magee
My gaze is now fixedMy hands grow closer to youI then say....honk honk
MILK MILK LEMONADE LOOK AT THESE BIG HAND GRENADES AND HOW BOUT THOSE TITS
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I owe them both to
The most fantastic product
Miller Lite Tit Gro!
hey big boobie gal
bet you just got those today
back pain tomorrow
The same thing happens
with my penis. *sigh* No, I lied.
But I wish it did.
The waitress is nice
Was trying to give up beer
I'll take two large jugs
Silicon makes me
Blissfully unaware that
I am being groped
This girl will appear
When I crack open a beer?
Hey - It's Miller Time!
Latex filled Playtex
Volumptuous and so firm
So touchy feely
touch lite, touch tender
there's enough to go around
im in extacy
Mammograms ain't cheap
There must be a better way
Public health option
She advertises
and gives out free samples too
good plastic surgeon
SHE STUFFS WITH TISSUE
THATS WHY THESE CHICKS ARE WIPING
THEIR BOOGERS ON HER
OK TO LOOK AT
EVEN BETTER TO TOUCH THEM
BEST TO SLOBBER ON
Ron Burgundy knew
a gal from San Diego
her name?...Tits Magee
My gaze is now fixed
My hands grow closer to you
I then say....honk honk
MILK MILK LEMONADE
LOOK AT THESE BIG HAND GRENADES
AND HOW BOUT THOSE TITS