Who is that old man
Using the hole of glory
It's Ronald Reagan

What's wrong with this door?
I keep pounding, and pounding
And still you don't come

That old man you see
Believes that he's Pink Floyd with
One dick in the WALL

These paper thin walls
Are good for eavesdropping and
Porking thy neighbor

Hey ! Is it in yet ?
or did you put up a wall
afraid we'll get caught ?

WHEN HANGING PICTURES
YOU SHOULD USE A STUD FINDER
AND HAMMER IT HOME

Oh,you are the man !!
gives new meaning to.....Got wood
Harvy Wallbanger.

Sex between statues
Requires special protection
To avoid gravel

She was a Temptress
Who would trick the men with her
Hidden guillotine.

Wood, wood, wood, would you
Please get your dick out of me?
That would make me glad

The saddest part is,
Wall's too thick for him to reach,
Damn non-glory hole....

I CAUGHT HER OFF BASE
ALLE ALLE IN COME FREE
OK, NOW YOUR IT

JUST A LITTLE MORE
I'LL HAVE HER IN THE BACKDOOR
OH HELL, A SPLINTER

THIS IS A PLAYGROUND.
WONDER WHO COMMISSIONED THIS?
NOW THE KIDS ARE FUCKED!

What could be worse than
"Blue Balls", you may be asking?
Yep: Scrotal Splinters

Unable to reach
Come over here to my side
No i've seen your face

That young boy may be
electrocuted trying
this with an outlet.

The wall is too thick
I can't reach her with my dick
Unhappy ending

Someone's in the wall
If it's a man, he's in her
So I'm not gay. Right?

This is why...Anne Heche
Left Ellen. She fucked a man
And turned into stone

Hidden Vagina
It smells more like poopy though
Glory hole mix-up

When penetrating
A wall of wood with woody
The splitter will come

Woody's wood pecker,
A burden and a blessing,
Set himself aflame.

I think I'm turning
yes, I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Sculpture in Japan
and all our R's sound like L's
this is Groly Hore

My plans for hot sex
Were frustrated by this wall
Now I just got wood

Yuck, finger smells like
Shithouse wall on tuna boat.
Makes my dick rock hard

Japanese style say
Sculpture not complete until
Pigeon shit on dick

Jason, when you say
You're traveling for research,
Is this what you mean?