WestSideSlant's Blog: WSS Caption Coalition - 9/29/09
Good evening everyone. I'll get the results from the past couple of days posted ASAP. Check back later for a possible update.
UPDATE: 9/27 results 9/28 results
Tonight, fun with penny candy.
Great job everyone. Here are the winners.
Mentions:
"MOM!! For the last time, I love my work! Isn't that enough?" - MadAdam
"anybody seen a John 3:16 sign around here I'm late for the Chargers game..." - jams3kds
"9 out of 10 times, if you jiggle the knob enough a surprise will pop out." - lizardladyfla
4 out of 5 dentists agree.
"Just let me hop in my Miata and I'll be right over." - drwho
"Andy, calm down . . . I'm just borrowing the outfit . . .promise, I'll return it" - Rhiann0n
Bronze:
"It only works twice." - theDIRTYmidget
Silver:
"Hello?... Yes, I put the ad on Craigslist. Sure, I'd be happy to help with the PTA candy sale. Where are you located?" - sabre419
Welcome back man. You were missed.
Gold:
"I came here to chew gum and kick ass! And I'm all out of g... No, wait, I've still got plenty left. Never mind." - bubbalicious
Great reference Bubba, fantastic caption. Congrats.
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bubbalicious
"I came here to chew gum and kick ass! And I'm all out of g... No, wait, I've still got plenty left. Never mind."
UPDATE: 9/27 results 9/28 results
Tonight, fun with penny candy.
Great job everyone. Here are the winners.
Mentions:
"MOM!! For the last time, I love my work! Isn't that enough?" - MadAdam
"anybody seen a John 3:16 sign around here I'm late for the Chargers game..." - jams3kds
"9 out of 10 times, if you jiggle the knob enough a surprise will pop out." - lizardladyfla
4 out of 5 dentists agree.
"Just let me hop in my Miata and I'll be right over." - drwho
"Andy, calm down . . . I'm just borrowing the outfit . . .promise, I'll return it" - Rhiann0n
Bronze:
"It only works twice." - theDIRTYmidget
Silver:
"Hello?... Yes, I put the ad on Craigslist. Sure, I'd be happy to help with the PTA candy sale. Where are you located?" - sabre419
Welcome back man. You were missed.
Gold:
"I came here to chew gum and kick ass! And I'm all out of g... No, wait, I've still got plenty left. Never mind." - bubbalicious
Great reference Bubba, fantastic caption. Congrats.
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bubbalicious
"I came here to chew gum and kick ass! And I'm all out of g... No, wait, I've still got plenty left. Never mind."
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Just a minute, my balls came loose.
I'll call ya back later Bill, I'm on my way to my kid's school, it's Career Day.
Gumball, Gumball, Lemonade,
around the back, Fudge is made.
Fuck you, Alabama.
I voted for Obama and am for gay rights, but I still feel an overwheming urge to kick this guy's ass.
Just 25 cents and you'll get a hand full of cu . . gum.
This is what comes out of the FREE CANDY van.
LOOK, I paid good money for the permit to work that corner!! I'm not getting run off by some guy that dispenses hand lotion!! You're my lawyer, DO YOUR JOB!!!
That ball's not for chewing.
MOM!! For the last time, I love my work! Isn't that enough?
Can I call you back, I'm on with my therapist right now.
Looks like one of my running backs.
If you slap it hard enough, sometimes you get one for free.
A QUARTER? I remember when it only cost a nickle to get your butt kicked!
He vends phone cards from the back.
Oh no that's just for show, if you want a gumball put your hand down there and I will turn my head and cough...
"No, I only where my gerbil cage on Tuesdays."
"Twisted Sister reunion tour? Seriously?!...(sniffle)...Huh? Nah, I ain't crying! I wanna Rock!...totally wanna Rock!..."
You put your penny in the crack around back.
"Hey, look in the medicine cabinet will you? Did I leave my Dentine Dam?"
"Can you fear me know? Good."
"What Ma?...Dad died?......Good. Fuck em."
"Well I guess that solves my Halloween costume dilema."
Penny for your cock?
Proof that gay pride is just an urban myth.
Oh my fucking sweet Jesus tits!
"Hey there's nothing but ABC gum in there..."
Testicle flavored gumballs, I'll pass.
Skull and Boners Reunion
Operator: 911 what's your emergency.
Man: I seem to have gotten my penis stuck in the gears of a gumball machine.
Operator: What? (Laughing ass off)
Part man. Part machine. All fabulous.
I came here to chew gum and kick ass! And I'm all out of g... No, wait, I've still got plenty left. Never mind.
"anybody seen a John 3:16 sign around here I'm late for the Chargers game..."
"yeah I'm on my way to the party...you did say there are going to be some chicklets there right?"
Wow, I never knew what a glory hole for children would look like until now
I knew it!
Mom! That metal flap just opened and stuff came out when I put my mouth up to it, but I didn't even put my quarter in yet...
SLANT... WHATS WITH THE BOAS?
YEAH ITS A HELL OF A WAY TO SELL PILLS... THE COPS DONT COME NEAR ME.
AMBER alert? But the girls I raped were named Rachel, and Bethany...
HELLO, PEPPERMINT PATTY, YEAH IM ON MY WAY OVER...YEH BYE.
I ONLY MADE A FEW BUCKS... BUT I SURE HAD FUN.
Does this pedophilic gumball machine bra/G-string/strap-on make me look fat?
I wonder how many of him are on Sprint's Now Network?
MAN WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT. DUUUUDE I JUST WOKE UP DOWN BY THE LAKE IN THE PARK. I LOOK LIKE AN EMU GUMBALL MACHINE... HUH... OH, THATS A HAIRY FLIGHTLESS BIRD INDIGENOUS TO AUSTRALIA...
Yeah, well, fuck you Gordy--until I can afford the surgery, this gumball dispenser makes me feels like the man I've always known I was.
Nobody puts this dick in a corner
Looks like this asshole lives in a corner
How about the corner pocket baby
Baby corner
Corner baby
Borner
Caby
For the love of God, does anyone have change for a dollar?!
Yeah, and it only cost me 50 cents and all of my dignity.
Well, i now only have skittles in the front, after the m & m dispenser melted in someone's mouth.
Hey I want a refund these are tainted
Gay gumball rally
Isn't it annoying when you turn up to a party and someone is dressed the same as you.
Thats handy he has a condom dispenser around the back.
Tilt his head back and get a Pez.
Some kid is always sticking his hand in it for free candy.
Time for a refill,your tits are almost empty.
There's a kid on the ground having a fit,his Mom said no !!
9 out of 10 times,if you jiggle the knob enough a surprise will pop out.
“ Sell !!! ”
That outfit takes balls.
Naturally, it dispenses hits of Ecstasy.
The most upsetting thing about this picture is that the wig and boa clash.
It’s an electronic thermometer.
He’s finding out how sick he is.
The apparatus is really a cuckoo-cock.
Rush Limbaugh really is too thin.
It only works twice.
“ What am I wearing ? Well ... . ”
So, the Carrot Top rumors are true.
“ ... East Cleveland mayor Eric J. Brewer, here. ”
If he sells enough candy, he can go to anti-homosexual brainwash-camp.
New, from Pez® : Piz®.
( ... witten before I saw lizardladyfla’s. I love you, lizardladyfla. )
“ Bite ’em for a burst of flavor™ ! ”
That much sugar can’t be good for the baby.
When you twist the crank, wax pop-bottle juice shoots out his ass.
Taste the rainbow.
FOR BLEACH-FLAVORED GUMMI-MINTS,
REPEATEDLY SWIPE CARD IN REAR.
I guess that time in prison really had a toll on Sideshow Bob.
...and he wonders why he didn't get the job.
Most people like my "sweaty balls."
Avon calling.
Bob's first day on the job at Hooters.
Just let me hop in my Miata and I'll be right over.
Another lame attempt at thinking you're cool, hip, rad....whatever!
Oh Pablo, you should see this Goth dork in front of me, WHAT A LOSER.
JAWBREAKER
MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH & IN YOUR HAND
New game from Milton Bradley " Hungry Hungry Homo"
"I've got to hang up, the gaydar is messing with my signal again"
When you lift the flap you'll also see he's a Big League Jew
♪♫♪ “ Gotta gumball machine head, it's better than the rest” ♫♪♫
...oops wrong cap contest
"tootsie rolls...?, give me a couple of hours and about 6 cups of coffee okay?"
After the pyrotechnic bra incinerated her boobs, she decided to wear the gumball safety vest. Unfortunately the heat blew a bubble up her ass and that was the end of her.
Later she suffered shaken babe syndrome when a gang of hoodlums tried to get the cherry ones.
THE SURGERY IS ALMOST COMPLETE... JUST ONE MORE TRIP TO HELSINKI NEXT MONTH.
OH YOU CANT MISS ME, I'LL BE THE ONE WITH THE GREEN BOA.
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
IM SO EMBARRASSED... I CANT DO A THING WITH MY HAIR.
No WSS... This is NOT how I spent my 2 months away from FOD...
HELLO MOTHER... OH NOTHING, IM AT THE PARK WITH SOME FRIENDS, YOU KNOW, JUST HANGING OUT... WHAT... DINNER TONIGHT,UH... CANT MAKE IT TONIGHT, WE'VE PLANNED THIS DAY FOR WEEKS. OK, TOMORROW NIGHT IS GOOD.
TELL DAD AND GRAMMY IM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THEM TOO...OK, BYE.
ARE YOU STAREING AT MY CODPIECE?
Yes folks... Even now, there are still some jobs even MY dignity won't let me apply for...
"Hello?... Yes, I put the ad on Craigslist. Sure, I'd be happy to help with the PTA candy sale. Where are you located?"
Hey! I've been waiting to see what my Boss did on his trip to Florida... RIGHT BEFORE HE FIRED ME!!!
This is Raggedy Ann on drugs.
"Andy, calm down . . . I'm just borrowing the outfit . . .promise, I'll return it"
On his ass it says: Missing Child
Name: Bruce, but may be going by the name
"The Dirty Midget"
Last seen dragging a deflated sex doll through
the streets of Las Vegas
If seen avoid direct contact, call 1-800-LST PUPY
T.O.'s vision of Jeff Garcia in retirement.
"Hi, this is your governor. I can't come to the phone right now... I'm hiking the Appalachian trail..."