THERE ARE JUST SEVEN
WHATS WITH THE PAPER AND PEN
WONT GET THERE ANYWAY

Middle Eastern Bowl
Razil, stop pinching the ball!
Just make it come up.

WHO WILL GET TO BREED
YOU PLAYING FOR THOSE TWO GUYS
BETTER BE VIRGINS

It's better when you
Bowl with an infidel's head
They roll much straighter

Friday night alone
there's nothing on T.V. now
E S P N twelve

after they are done
her husband beds the melon
hot fruit love tonight

high stakes game today
winner gets to keep the pins
village kidney stones

After they do this
there's a seed spitting contest
camels win,no doubt

The men like melons
and never get to see them
so how do they score?

Osama's new trick
Teach the chattel how to bowl
Blow up the alleys

Don't play with your food
That's what their mother would say
There bowling for soup

You can't pick up spares
when all the pins are packed with
Nitro Glycerin

Bowling for dollars
Takes on a whole new meaning
When prize is dinner

Please do not judge us
Melons are our only fun
We're poor but happy

Roll it better or
I see a seven-one split
Oops I saw your face

What a waste of time
Arab hourglasses don’t work
Fuck it then let’s bowl

When burqa bowling
Consider tossing mellons
Pit spitting won't work

I TOOK MY MELON
AND ROLLED IT TOWARD THE BOTTLES
THE THRILL OF THE GAME

JUST NEED THREE TO WIN
GONNA KICK THIS BITCHS BUTT
SHE IS GOING DOWN

Sajhak keeps winning
She is suspiciously strong
Mustache behind veil

Seven false idols
Worship them; Thou shall receive
a watermelon

Zombieland success
Woody cost too much now for
Sequel to Kingpin

Talk shit all you want
but one thing you can't say is:
They don't recycle

It's hard to bowl straight
when cliterodectomy
stitches are still fresh.