Kimberly McBride's Blog: what's in a meow? I mean, what's in a name?
MPG79 adopted a kitten on Sunday. The kitten goes by, "hey you," and "dumb ass," right now. That's just not right. Maybe we can help out...what would you name a 9 week old orange striped fuzzy living creature?
The prize you ask? MPG79 will like your creation so much, that she will stop calling the kitten Dumb Ass.
And, no, she's not going to stick with Dumb Ass, even though it's such a great name...
So, leave your sublimely creative and usable names here...
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-K






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Echo! ’Cause its a cat and you have to tell it everything twice. Come to think of it, thats what i should call my wife, kids, dogs, coworkers, etc……
Turkey
Echo is actually pretty cute! Or Kitten. Marmy. Dibbs. Purr. Dee-Aye. Elliot. Saffy. But nothing mean, like Killer or Poison.
Marmers, like marmalade.
Needles- for those teeny-tiny claws.
Tigger
AWWWWWWW!!!! You made a blog for DumbAss-HeyYou! Okay, I’m taking notes…
I always thought the name, “grand ma,” would be funny, only if it’s an out door cat….hilarity ensues when you’re screaming, “grand ma! Grand ma, come home!” Not that you want a funny name…something serious like Dr. Orange…girls are doctors too.
Inspiration or Michemattoid.
I’ve been thinking and thinking about this important issue! (I really have.) Teasel (it’s a burry plant), Tiptop, Tiptoe, Ollie, Hello, Sibyl, Somersault, Trip (like the Third, if it’s her third cat in life), Pause, Francesca, Parker, Elliot, Lime, Sailor, Foddy.
Yeah, I like Hello also, or Miss.
DumbAss is laughing her dumb ass off.
I love that Kim has given you all this obsession ;-)
And…CONTINUE!
Trip was the guy’s name in Virgin Suicides, I think. Trip’s a cool name.
PJ is a great name. How about Peej! It almost sounds like Peach.
How about Feraled? Kinda like Harold.
How about one of those really long cat names…Like “Ms. Frenchie McSnackin on Hot Pockets.” Or, “Doctor Fuzzy MacWhiskerdoodles.” Oh wow, I forgot I knew a guy who had two cats, one, “Squirrelly Puss,” and the other, “Chewbacca.” What a combo.
How about “Cat”? Let’s just call it what it is.
mmmm, how ’bout “Abra”…“Ladybug”….“Thistle”….“Biff”…“Cronkite”…“Bathtime!”….“Kazoo”… “Noelle”?
“Marmers”…is so cute, I might steal it!
Sadie.
Snowball, boots, Samantha, Jesus, Mush Mouth, Pumkin Puss.
K- You LOVE this don’t you? YAY!!! Me too…I will post her pic tonight ;-)
cats don’t need us to name them… they already know their own mames…why do you think they never respond to the ones we give them
because you call them ‘mames’ Twon?
kala, we aren’t supposed to ‘fuck skunks’? um…
Sweet Sativa
yo that cat should be named after Eddy G cause cats are pretty just like me :-D
I was going to say Sophie, but she is going with Marmie. Good one.
Marmie Who Mames – this is her full title now, as my ass has claw marks to prove her great flesh-removing abilities
Oh man…I did not see this until now…but my kitty’s name is JackAss, so of course, I love the name Dumbass! HA!
I had a kiten named Crack Monkey once, at least we thought it was a kitten. Someone had shaved most of it and dyed the rest of it green. Maybe Mr. Mittens would be a better name.
Just call her Pussy. Then when you call out, “Here Pussy, Pussy! Here Pussy! Where’s my Pussy? Has anyone seen my Pussy?!” The funny looks that you would get would be priceless.
I know it's too late, but...I would name him fred.
yeah it's not "cool", but that cat wants to be called fred, trust me.