twonicus

past the halfway point in what has been a pretty entertaining waste of a day thanks mostly to this site and the people on it...you know who you are...but honestly my eyes are starting to go buggy from looking at the screen for so long. usually when i spend this much time in front of the computer i'm watching porn, so i don't have to pay attention to all of it, and i have to look away when i cum to make sure i don't splooge all over the desk and keyboard. otherwise my girl would know that i've been jerking it in the living room...can't have that... but back to my eyes (which are sexy and blue as hell...after it's frozen over and covered with blue ice). yeah, so normally i bring a book (right now it's Don Quixote) or music (my ipod has decided i doesn't want to be an ipod anymore, it wants to be a poorly functioning clock), but i forgot my book and the ipod, well, isn't an ipod, so here i am, killing time using my 3rd favorite method that involves my fingers (try and guess the other two). but my eyes are getting blurry and i am developing a migrane headache...oh, right that's what i was gonna go on and on about, my migranes and how, because i've been having them since i was an infant, they've made me a brilliant on-command-vomiter. you put anything in my stomache, and i can throw it back up, with some serious gusto. i love projectile vomiting in public to. i have projectile vomited at the blarney stone (the real one NOT a bar) stratford-upon-avon (shakespeare's home) several very nice cathedrals in vienna and most of the museums in london...also several dirty pubs, but that had nothing to do with any skill and everything to do with booze. so, whether it's an old flame you want to embarrass in public or a business establishment you have a grudge against, if you ever feel that puke is the best way to get your message across...i'm your man.

kisses

twonicus

ps. i obviously did NOT kill myself with the rest of the Packer fans. My brothers are cursing my name from heaven.