I was at TED.com today and was watching a video on a Java applet called "We Feel Fine." So essentially what this program does, is scan the net and takes all of the blog posts that have "I feel" in the body or title. Takes that sentence, and posts them in a statistical form on a website including any pictures, the weather at the time and so on. A neat experiment.

Well, I can't leave something like that untouched! These are my top ten experiment enhancers

I feel like taking a baseball bat to a small mailbox full of cheese.

I feel like slapping a very tiny man with a very large fish, while dancing to La coucaracha.

I feel like taking a dump on a politician, then laughing as I run after his wife.

I feel like taking a chainsaw to a telephone pole and making a boat out of it.

I feel like removing my clothes to "Don't stop believing" and duct taping myself to a lightning rod.

I feel like kicking Spock right in his logical teeth and screaming while I try to remove his ears.

I feel like jumping off of a building with a parachute made of underpants aka. "A Panty Parachute" (thanks J)

I feel happy that thugs killed my parents, and that I am Batman.

I feel like exhuming Saddam and hanging him again. (thanks R)

I feel like rocking out a guitar solo, while being chased by Zombies and monkeys... that I have totured a la State.

And there we go try it yourselves it's fun and completely counterproductive!