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An American Blog: This Is Why the Rest of the World Hates Us: Totally, 100 Percent Strange But TRUE
One of my girlfriends had eyeliner tatooed onto her lower and upper lids, so she wakes up pretty!
My fiance fell off a cliff many years ago. A psychic I visited told me he could have survived, but he chose death because he didn't want me to be stuck caring for him the rest of his life. How that psychic knew he died of a head injury is a mystery to me. Must've been a lucky guess. Lucky for her.
During a winter break in high school, a classmate and I passed one another in a long airport corridor in another state. We both nodded politely at each other and kept walking. EXACTLY AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE HAD WE BEEN AT SCHOOL.
My brother's Porsche was in the shop for more than two years because the mechanic was mentally ill. He finally got it back, but he hardly ever drives it. Maybe because the engine is mentally ill now, too.
I won a trip for two to the Bahamas in a volunteer firemen's raffle. I invited my sister along. She had a hangover the day we departed and she vomited twice on the plane. The kind, elderly lady sitting next to her thought she was simply airsick. Can't old people smell alcohol?
Right this minute, I am desperately worried about something I have no control over. Unless, of course, you believe "The Secret." In which case, if anything bad happens, it's my fault.
I don't believe in ghosts, but I don't take stupid chances, either. If you say your house is haunted, I will think twice before I agree to sleep over.
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A few days before my mom passed, she told me that dad came to visit her. I didn’t think too much of it. I think you were having a dream mom. Yeah, you’re probably right, but it seemed so real. That was on a Monday. Thursday she was dead. I said before I think I’m an atheist. But stuff like that keeps me from being absolutely sure there’s nothing out t... more >
ah, cosmetic surgery. i’m looking into getting a full facial tattoo…anything so i don’t look quite so much like bea arthur’s bastard step-child. yikes!
STRANGE BUT TRUE…Im the man that SOLD VOICE MAIL TO THE PHONE COMPANY, FOR REAL, MADE $1750.00 for the sale from voice mail intl.
I’ve always believed in ghosts but sadly i’ve never seen any. :(
Out of the 544,890,815 blogs on the internet, your’s is definitely in the top 300,000. I mean that.
Nice psychic, kick you in the balls like that? Sheesh!
And is there anything I can do to help with what is bothering you? I believe in The Secret, but not because Oprah said I should. I read that book years ago. I don’t really buy into the bad stuff being your own fault, but have seen some pretty neat-o-keen things come out of the positive thinking.
i am addicted to haunted houses.
That high school story is spooky—just like ghosts. I have ancient Indian ghosts at my house. They’re cool, though, and rarely bang their drums before 7 AM.
You speak truth and strangeness – 100% and total (why do I feel like cereal?)
and I too, when told a home is haunted…can’t kid myself…
a box of Godiva bon bons!!! this was so fun to read….tattooed eyeliner!? NOT for me, no sir! I want the option to wake up looking like Cloris Leachman’s; Nurse Diesel in the morning…it gives me a thrill!!!! (those who are late, do not get fruitcup)
The Law of Attraction….how’s your energy force field? “WHAT YOU RESIST PERSISTS!” Love that book, own The Secret on DVD too. Don’t worry baby (don’t worry baby) everything will be all right…...
You are a strange, wonderful person, but mostly strange. BTW, that classmate thing happened to me too. High school SUCKS!
This is deliciously John Bourbon-ish!!!!
You Rock! Stop worrying, You’ll never probably even meet me. Then you should worry! Ha!
Maybe that would make an effective pick-up line…
“Baby, you better come home with me. I heard your apartment is haunted.”
I’m aware that was a bad joke.