Mumps, Dyslexia, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

Onychomycosis – I could call him Onchy!

Rabies for a boy, Edema for a girl.

what about tracheaesophageal fistula ?

actually, fistula sounds like a gay metal band.

There was a British boyband type singer a while back names Adam Rickets…he wasn’t exactly bow legged but he wasn’t much of a dancer either

What about papalloma? you could call him “Papi”

Polyps, Amnesia, Alopecia, Amnesia…..

How ‘bout two pet monekys? Let’s name them Hansen and Granuloma for that Brother’s Grimm charm!

Asperger. Stutters. Chlamydia, but only if it’s a pretty female.

Terets! Name him Mr. T!

Halitosis (Hal), GERD, carbuncles, and clinical stupidity. I love this game!

Piles

Scabies

Lichen Planus

Mumps

Necrotizing fasciitis (Neck Fash for short)

Stye…gosh this is so much fun I giggle

and I know you used Stye but you misspelled it so I’m really not copying you – here’s another for the road, as I will be back later for more giggles – Tinea Capitis (he would be my little Greek monkey)

Here I go again – it’s too tempting, why are you doing this to me?

Herpes

Typhoid

Fungus

Monkeypox (fitting right?) okay, moving on…

Mono (I have really terrible ADHD right now about this blog – do you have any Ritalin?)

Folliculitis (Foley for short, not like the catheter though, it might hurt his feelings…)

Crabs

Wart – okay, I might have to pick that one since it’s so simple…no wait, more are coming

Lice

Plague

Okay, I’ve decided – Orf (it’s beautiful…now I just need the damn monkey) ... that was very orgasmic, thank you Nouny