Noun

Okay, I’ve decided – Orf (it’s beautiful…now I just need the damn monkey) ... that was very orgasmic, thank you Nouny

Plague

Lice

Wart – okay, I might have to pick that one since it’s so simple…no wait, more are coming

Crabs

Folliculitis (Foley for short, not like the catheter though, it might hurt his feelings…)

Mono (I have really terrible ADHD right now about this blog – do you have any Ritalin?)

Monkeypox (fitting right?) okay, moving on…

Fungus

Typhoid

Here I go again – it’s too tempting, why are you doing this to me?

Herpes

and I know you used Stye but you misspelled it so I’m really not copying you – here’s another for the road, as I will be back later for more giggles – Tinea Capitis (he would be my little Greek monkey)

Stye…gosh this is so much fun I giggle

Necrotizing fasciitis (Neck Fash for short)

Mumps

Lichen Planus

Scabies

Piles

Halitosis (Hal), GERD, carbuncles, and clinical stupidity. I love this game!

Terets! Name him Mr. T!

Asperger. Stutters. Chlamydia, but only if it’s a pretty female.

How ‘bout two pet monekys? Let’s name them Hansen and Granuloma for that Brother’s Grimm charm!

Polyps, Amnesia, Alopecia, Amnesia…..

What about papalloma? you could call him “Papi”

There was a British boyband type singer a while back names Adam Rickets…he wasn’t exactly bow legged but he wasn’t much of a dancer either

actually, fistula sounds like a gay metal band.

what about tracheaesophageal fistula ?

Rabies for a boy, Edema for a girl.

Onychomycosis – I could call him Onchy!

Mumps, Dyslexia, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.