Clarington

...he told me what to say.  My friend, the Witch Doctor, he told me what to do.

He said that you'd be mine, if I said this to you:

Oh, baby..

Ooh ee, ooh aah aah;

Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang –

Ooh ee, ooh aah ahh;

Ting tang, walla walla bing bang.

I can't believe how many times I've tried this, and it doesn't work worth a shit;  in fact, I am much more likely to get smacked or arrested after shouting this in the average woman's face, especially since the Witch Doctor also instructed me to flail my arms wildly and bug my eyes as far as they'll go.  If you see my friend the Witch Doctor, take it from one who knows, kick him in the nuts before he has a chance to give you any sage advice.  If you must see a physician, choose a licensed, AMA approved health care provider.