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Thoughts From a Sensory Deprivation Chamber: further proof that...
Hancock is the #1 movie in the world at the moment. i liked this movie (mostly). but really, that fact that it's tops on the planet right now is further proof that Will Smith could write his name on a turd, throw it against a wall, film it, and, if he released it around july 4th, it would make movie history for being the shortest film to gross $100 million.
cause if anybody else was Hancock they never would have made the movie...we all wouldn't go see a superhero movie about a superhero nobody has ever heard of...but if the fresh prince is our derring-do-gooder, it's a surefire money maker. much like Tom Hanks and his poignant, silly, and very human characters of the 90's were the sure thing before him, Will Smith's action adventures are (quite possibly) the most bankable investments of this young century.
so three cheers for Mr. Smith. thanks for bringing us something new...even if the packaging looks a little familiar.
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I avoid anything starring Will Smith.
I too would go see The Turd if it came out.
I don’t know if I’ll see Hancock in theaters (you know how I feel about those – ug, PEOPLE) but I’ll definitely rent it. And if he wrote his name on a turd, I’d probably rent that, too. Although now I don’t need to since you emblazoned the image in my mind with the power of your evil words. I now owe you one disgusting image you won’t be able to shake for at... more >
Will Smith is awesome; it’s true. I would do anything he said…like help him write his name on the turd and throw it against the wall – it would be a priviledge.