chadder's Blog: the card the matters...
here's a little story from my past.
ive not always been the upstanding pillar of society that i am now. in fact, i've spent most of my adult life as an outlaw. i've always tried to be righteous in my when it comes to others, but society didn't always see things my way.
i've seen the inside of a jail cell a time or two. this story comes from one of those times.
i had been arrested for one thing or another. and in the course of searching me to admit me, a female officer was rifling through my wallet, looking for incriminating contraband, no doubt.
"hey! i think i have a 'get out of jail free card' in there.", i said.
the office started laughing and holding up the card, said, "HE DOES!"
the whole room full of jail employees erupted in laughter.
the card didn't work...
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2nd place in a beauty contest too no doubt. Hilarious !
BRO... HAD IT EXPIRED?
I would have given you a "pass go". What brats they are.
I bet when you got out, you had to pay for your parking, too. I love the casual "arrested for one thing or another."
If you're an 'upstanding pillar of society' now, society is- in fact- fucked.
:)
You should have had more than a $20 taped to it.
Nice....
#1 - I can only picture you 'pillaging' society.
#2 - If you get a female officer, you're supposed to 'play dead' for the instinctual sympathy she'll be forced to provide.
#3 - Monopoly sucks (and only cheaters win).
I got arrested on an outstanding parking ticket warrant. Didn't have any cash on me and couldn't make the thirty dollars bond. Had to call my mom.LOL.
Yeahhhh, ummmm, this blog seems strangely familiar. Almost as if it's one you wrote months ago, instead of a new one! I'm sure it's just me.