It's not that simple
and we know what you're up to
we have our own chart

to be successful
women hate to be ignored
getting laid tonight

mathematicians
because they never get laid
point the obvious

But circle graph man…
Why is ignorance so grey?
Are you listening?!

Men are so simple
Women are complicated
Man's chart says blowjob

Jason, my dear friend...
You sadly, did not include:
"Have a Giant Dick". :-)

Having a big dick,
Though shallow, is better than
Being one, fellas. :-)

Dont have time for games
ignore us,we'll just move on
and you wonder why ?

I want the whole pie
one piece is never enough
sampling is fun.

ITS A HAIR PIE CHART
WITH A RAINBOW PATCH OF PUBES
LICK IT AND STICK IT

I GO FOR RED LINE
WOMEN SAY THEY WANT RESPECT
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

LIKE CRO-MAGNON MAN
BEAT HER HEAD WITH CAVEMAN CLUB
DRAG HER HOME AND FUCK

LIZ GLARING AT ME
YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL A JOKE
YOU KNOW HOW I AM.

THE CHART IS ALL WRONG
ALL YOU NEED IS A HARLEY
THEY ALL WANNA RIDE.

WHEN I RODE MY BIKE
OL' BAD WAS AN EXTENSION
OF MY DIRTY MIND.

BE SPONTANEOUS
GOING FOR THE SHOCK FACTOR
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

LOOKING AT THE CHART
YOU WANT ME TO BE MYSELF
BREAK OUT THE SEX TOYS

WANTING TO MEET GIRLS
I BORROWED MY FRIENDS PUPPY
IT SHIT ON THE RUG

TO MAKE HER HAPPY
IM GOING TO MEET HER FOLKS
DAMN HER MOM'S UGLY

TRIED TO MAKE HER LAFF
I TICKLED HER TILL SHE PEED
WHAT A MESS THAT WAS.

Took Dave's advice and
showed it to her on the spot
Now I pay court fines.