jason2k1's Blog: Jason's Haiku Contest 7/2
It's time for some potty humor.
6/25 Winners
Jessicaligula decrees:
3rd goes to FissureFilms for:
Cat loyal to beer
If you bring Anheiser Bush
She will claw your face
2nd goes to phukup for:
yea, bring me one too.
and while your in the kitchen
make us some pop corn.
1st goes to lizardladyfla for:
They had me declawed
and then next I was neutered
what else is there left ?
6/25 Winners
Jessicaligula decrees:
3rd goes to FissureFilms for:
Cat loyal to beer
If you bring Anheiser Bush
She will claw your face
2nd goes to phukup for:
yea, bring me one too.
and while your in the kitchen
make us some pop corn.
1st goes to lizardladyfla for:
They had me declawed
and then next I was neutered
what else is there left ?
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V.I.P. Toilet
Thank God it's not a bidet
Who took the Charmin?
It's a mens bathroom
at a gas station,I guess
pee my pants instead
Oh,that's so nasty
Vile,Infectious,and Putrid
where's the potpourri ?
This may look so gross
Beats a two story outhouse
Management on top.
I must take a dump
Oh look, a VIP stall
For my royal ass
I've used that toilet
There's a flat screen and beer nuts
Yeah, don't eat the nuts
It smells good in here
I can stay in here all day
Glad I'm VIP
Guaranteed to be
The toilet you wont forget
If you survive it
Piss off VIP!
Room 2 is for average pooh.
And we try harder.
Accommodations
In some of your foreign lands
Can be different
clean facilities
for incontinate people
cant pee anyway
two number one johns
but no number two toilets
i am so confused
The Yellow River
and other V I P books
by I P Freely
a whiskey river
going to the v.i.p.
hate to have to go