Drew

Dear Cyberspace,

I bet you've been wondering where I've been.

It's been a while since I've written, but you know that...don't you.

How does it feel to be neglected? Not very good, huh?

I didn't hear from you after my last letter, so I decided to take the bull by the horns and go south...south of the equator to Brazil.  Sure it was for business to help get the Funny or Die, Brazil site going, but I also had a great time. This photo proves it:

The Brazilians rushed me to the hospital to get my heart started again, but the barbequed meat plate with a hunk of fried cheese was worth the cardiac arrests...every life threatening second of them.

So next time you fail to respond to my letters, just know that I might be unconcious or dead in a back alley somewhere in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

I still love you, Cyberspace.

Drew