DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR APRIL 17TH
http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/15167

Are you sure you have the lens cap off?

It's okay sweety, I got your back.

Sarah Palin's on vacation.

Talk about your vacation package!

I can see my house from here!!

The travel brochure said to take a dip in Veronica Lake. That's what I'm doing Ms. Lake.

Hey, it's Poop Dogg!

Is it me or does he have a halo?

That's not what I meant when I said 'I need a back rub.'

Don't worry baby, it's totally private out here.

Are you sure this is the Heimlich maneuver?

Your sister loved it!...OOPS!

You'll be regular now.

Is that a hotel or a condomonhim? I can't tell.

Um, Sir? This wasn't exactly the tip I was after.

Romeo? Where fore art thou Rome-oohhhhh!

Dave decided that judging the caption contest could wait a few more days...

This room comes with all the amenities.

You're going to love the view from here.

Room Serviced!

Tuesday night's Homeowners Association meeting was more than a little bit awkward, but someone had to bring it up...

There's a plane going by with a banner,that says......I SEE YOU AND I LOVE MY JOB.

When Helen told Bob she wanted to take the relationship UP a notch...this isn't what she meant...

"Like I told you Jill, this is perfectly safe...No neighbors are gonna see us, let alone take our picture...Quit being so paranoid"

Don't worry...They stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Babe,I'm so pumped to see the ocean from this view.

She sells seashells by the seashore........and more.

I can't believe they still have the Underdog balloon in the parade.

Sky Rocket in flight.....

I really don't think this is how you get out a splinter.

Down, set, HIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKE!

Oh yea that's it......hey I wanna go Parasailing

Now hum Dynamo!

Let's play fill int he blank!

Push, push in the

a) Bush
b) Tush
c) a and b

Motel 6ex

Conjoined twins enjoying the sunrise before going to brunch.

"Hey Jim, I just want you to know you're fucking my left ass cheek."

Doing their part for the environment.

"The Postman Always Fucks Twice"

Janice resorts to unorthodox methods for her toughest fear of heights client, Jim.

Oh yeah, take that GEICO!!!!

Stop calling me GEICO!

AFUCK

How did you persuade him to not jump?

It's a secret.

Ouch,Damn it!I told you not to stand up so quick when were not useing lube!

This is a Timeshare,so it's time to share.

What do you mean you're stuck?

Hey Ted, nice telephoto lens on your camera. You can see the people on the balconies across the street. WTF? Is that my wife over there?

He promised to put her behind bars.
Eventually, he put her BEHIND behind bars.

AT THE HOTEL, LEROY CAME IN THE BACK DOOR

FUCK OR JUMP BITCH !!!

Hotels will do anything for a good review on Hotels.com

She looks bored...

Honey, I paid good money for this hotel, just for a crappy view.
Let's do it next year too,